Open Letter to a Fuckstick Driver
Apr. 21st, 2010 08:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
themostepotenteOkay guy, your car? IS A FUCKING EYESORE. Your neon-blue four-door with bright green wheel covers is ugly as fuck. That you did this on purpose astounds the fuck out of me. Also, that pair of dangling brass balls you have hanging from a hook in the back? ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE BALLSLESS YOURSELF.
Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.
NO LOVE,
The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.
--P
Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.
NO LOVE,
The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.
--P
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Date: 2010-04-23 03:24 pm (UTC)Heh, we can be shallow together. *g*
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Date: 2010-04-23 05:03 pm (UTC)Ten years? Eeep!
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Date: 2010-04-23 05:14 pm (UTC)And ten years sounds realistic. I have to finish other WIP first, and I want to get my degree, and a job, and write at least one novel... It's a busy life :P
(I totes have a gay!Dumbles icon too, haha!)
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