Open Letter to a Fuckstick Driver

[themostepotente]

Okay guy, your car? IS A FUCKING EYESORE. Your neon-blue four-door with bright green wheel covers is ugly as fuck. That you did this on purpose astounds the fuck out of me. Also, that pair of dangling brass balls you have hanging from a hook in the back? ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE BALLSLESS YOURSELF.

Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.

NO LOVE,

The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.

--P

Comments

[lordhellebore]

So...did he do anything or did he just drive an ugly car? O_o

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

He was lane switching A LOT, which is how he ended up next to me. But OMFG, ugliest fucking car ever.

[lordhellebore]

*lol* Okay then, I guess. *still confused* ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You don't see cars like this in Germany, do you?

Also, was that an OHSHC icon up top? I LOVE OHSHC ♥

[lordhellebore]

Not really, no.

And yes, that's Haruhi. OHSHC = ♥ My favourites are Honey & Mori, though.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I think that Tamaki is probably my favourite. Nekozawa is probably a close second, because I cannot resist Belzeneff the kitty curse doll. Lol! I think I still have a Kyoyo icon somewhere.

Have you written any OHS fic?

Also, I am still dying for Hellboy fic, but I don't want Abe in the mix, and this is all that I am finding :P

[lordhellebore]

Oh yes, Tamaki comes right behind the two, and then Nekozawa. He's....so, so pretty under that hood. And a strange occultist - what's not to love? ;) And if I could find my camera, I'd take a picture of my blue Beelzenef doll. tarlwen made it for me for my birthday :D

I haven't written any fic, no. I've only written for HP, PotC, and The Devil Wears Prada so far. Sadly, I can't find any really good OHSHC fics out there. Do you know any?

And what, don't you like Abe? I like him much better than Hellboy himself... But my real fangirl love will forever be directed towards Nuada *g* He's on my desktop at the moment. I wish there were more good fic that doesn't ship him with either Nuala or a Sue.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

He is quite pretty underneath that hood, and I adore that the Black Magic Club is one member strong. *G*

I actually started a next-gen fic with Lorcan and Lysander based on the episode 'The Twins Fight' or whatever it was called. They made Scorpius try and guess which of them was which. Still unfinished and rotting on the ol' HD :P

I love Abe as a character, but he's just not sexually appealing to me. Love Hellboy, too, but he's not slashable either. I rather like the idea of twincest, I just wish Nuala was a boy, because I'm shallow that way. Every GA story I've ran into has been Nuala/Abe with Nuada being able to 'feel' them together. Truth be told, I wouldn't know who to ship poor Nuada with.

[lordhellebore]

Every GA story I've ran into has been Nuala/Abe with Nuada being able to 'feel' them together.

That could be written absolutely beautifully, or just insanely creepy.

Truth be told, I wouldn't know who to ship poor Nuada with.

Voldemort? *lol* Seriously, he needs a crossover to be shipped with a man, because yes, I'm just as shallow.

And yay for book-canon!Haldir ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Lucius/Nuada? Haldir/Nuada? Something with lots of pretteh. I'm kind of sold on HB:GA/HP crossovers anyway. Hello Snape/Grima for the srs win! Lol!

Heh, we can be shallow together. *g*

[lordhellebore]

Uh, welllll, now that you're mentioning it. I still have a story concept in my "plots" folder. In that story, Snape ends up in Middle-earth and I finally pair him up with Gríma. I totally ship them - they have so much in common. The looks, having been seduced to the evil side at some point, the hopeless obsession with a woman they could never have... Should I tell you in ten years, when I might have the fic finished? ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

God, shall we not even mention fics rotting on our hard drives? I have so many it isn't even funny. *sighs*

Ten years? Eeep!

[lordhellebore]

Yes, I have too many as well. It's kinda sad, because the love for the ideas sometimes dies before you even start to really write them.

And ten years sounds realistic. I have to finish other WIP first, and I want to get my degree, and a job, and write at least one novel... It's a busy life :P

(I totes have a gay!Dumbles icon too, haha!)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You and I were separated at birth, methinks. *g*

[lordhellebore]

Seems so. But only if you pass the ultimate test and tell me whether or not a fic in which Bellatrix becomes Harry's mother would be interesting.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

This is totally a trick question, isn't it?

[lordhellebore]

No, it's not.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

My first inclination is to say 'yes.'

[lordhellebore]

Aaaaaand we have a winner. E-marry me? ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*buys you a ring*

[lordhellebore]

Aw ^^ *hugs wifey* ;)

[nishi-shinji.livejournal.com]

Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man.

Okay, I lol'ed.

Also, are you sure you're not in California? Because you just described 1/3 of the cars on Los Angeles freeways.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Troy, Michigan. Which is a fairly upscale city. I'm glad I wasn't riding the motorcycle, because I would have fallen I was laughing so hard :P

Bleach fic received! I shall beta tonight! *grabby hands*

[nishi-shinji.livejournal.com]

Hooray! :D

[bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! This made me giggle.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*snuzzes you*

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

OMG, we have a car in our parking lot at work with those brass balls dangling from the trailer hitch. Subtle they are not....

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Are you back in Michigan, Viki? Lol. Might be the same car :P

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

No, I'm still in Colorado. It was on a Toyota, a brand you will never ever see in Michigan. Whenever I go back, I'm always staring at the cars, thinking, "What is this? I've never seen one of these...Or heard of the name, either. A Velveeta? A Tiberose? A Nunchuk 4000?

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Oh, you still see Toyotas in Michigan. I've seen a Celica recently.

Ha ha, a Nunchuk 4000. Somehow, I don't think that would get good gas mileage :P