Open Letter to a Fuckstick Driver

[themostepotente]

Okay guy, your car? IS A FUCKING EYESORE. Your neon-blue four-door with bright green wheel covers is ugly as fuck. That you did this on purpose astounds the fuck out of me. Also, that pair of dangling brass balls you have hanging from a hook in the back? ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE BALLSLESS YOURSELF.

Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.

NO LOVE,

The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.

--P

Comments

[lordhellebore]

Every GA story I've ran into has been Nuala/Abe with Nuada being able to 'feel' them together.

That could be written absolutely beautifully, or just insanely creepy.

Truth be told, I wouldn't know who to ship poor Nuada with.

Voldemort? *lol* Seriously, he needs a crossover to be shipped with a man, because yes, I'm just as shallow.

And yay for book-canon!Haldir ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Lucius/Nuada? Haldir/Nuada? Something with lots of pretteh. I'm kind of sold on HB:GA/HP crossovers anyway. Hello Snape/Grima for the srs win! Lol!

Heh, we can be shallow together. *g*

[lordhellebore]

Uh, welllll, now that you're mentioning it. I still have a story concept in my "plots" folder. In that story, Snape ends up in Middle-earth and I finally pair him up with Gríma. I totally ship them - they have so much in common. The looks, having been seduced to the evil side at some point, the hopeless obsession with a woman they could never have... Should I tell you in ten years, when I might have the fic finished? ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

God, shall we not even mention fics rotting on our hard drives? I have so many it isn't even funny. *sighs*

Ten years? Eeep!

[lordhellebore]

Yes, I have too many as well. It's kinda sad, because the love for the ideas sometimes dies before you even start to really write them.

And ten years sounds realistic. I have to finish other WIP first, and I want to get my degree, and a job, and write at least one novel... It's a busy life :P

(I totes have a gay!Dumbles icon too, haha!)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You and I were separated at birth, methinks. *g*

[lordhellebore]

Seems so. But only if you pass the ultimate test and tell me whether or not a fic in which Bellatrix becomes Harry's mother would be interesting.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

This is totally a trick question, isn't it?

[lordhellebore]

No, it's not.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

My first inclination is to say 'yes.'

[lordhellebore]

Aaaaaand we have a winner. E-marry me? ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*buys you a ring*

[lordhellebore]

Aw ^^ *hugs wifey* ;)