Harry and Draco -- But the little girls understand

[themostepotente]

WARNING -- SERIOUS FANDOM RANT

Is anyone as sick of pointless, plotless, inane, and tritely written Harry/Draco like I am?

I mean seriously, why the fuck do most people who attempt to write this pairing insist on following the SAME GODDAMN BORING outline?

Sound familiar?

Boy meets boy
Boy hates boy
Boy crushes on boy
Boy ends up fucking boy
Boy angsts
Boy still hates boy

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

What...the...fuck?

What about this pairing zaps the creativity from some people?

Where is it written that *gasp* established H/D with plot is a big fucking no no?

I don't profess to be the best H/D shipper. Far the fuck from it, but at least my H/D stories were different from the norm.

Oh fucking wheee, let's use the same fucking story and just change the kink. I see it all the time. I see the same shitty H/D authors being recced.

Fuck this.

If you hate seeing this as much as I do, voice your opinion. To the creative H/D writers - you KNOW who you are. Give me a shout out, hmm?

If you hate this pairing, tell us all why.

Really disgusted.

--P

Comments

[zhonnika.livejournal.com]

AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN!

OR THIS:

Draco is a witty/wonderful/snaky/beautiful git that everyone loves
Harry is a whiny bitch that "Oh, Draco." *giggles*
Draco comes down from on high to insult/flirt
Harry *swoons*


*JEN HURLS*

ARGH I hate wimpy, takes shit!harry. WHERE IN CANON would Harry swoon at Draco? Tell me?

Please please stop this before I take your computers away.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Please please stop this before I take your computers away.

I say we sledgehammer them. That way there's no getting them back.

Oh, and I heard you applied at the_leaky!

[zhonnika.livejournal.com]

Hahah yes, you heard right. *crosses fingers and eyes*

*SLEDGEHAMMERS THEM ALL* >:0

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

WHERE IN CANON would Harry swoon at Draco?

so very very true... and.. swooning!harry = ew

but then, where in CANON are harry and draco in an "established relationship"? in canon they do hate each other, so when I see a fic where they are married is just like "huh? HOW?! and why the hell would they want to be married?"...