Fanfiction and cocks -- is bigger really better?

[themostepotente]

How many times have you been reading a fic and you're really into it 'n shit and all like -- Yes, yes, YES...NO! Did the writer really just give Snape a 12 inch cock?

A 12 INCH COCK? Halt. Backspace. Put a fork in me, I'm done.

Oh, yes, because offline I've just run into sooo many guys with enormous schlongs. Okay, I understand fanfiction is supposed to have an element of fantasy, but COME THE FUCK ON.

The biggest cock I saw in front of my face (and not at the gay male strip club :P) was about 8 inches. Um, 8 inches is pretty damn big, folks. I cannot fathom what 12 inches up the ass would feel like. The likelihood of it even 'fitting'...

By the same token, I was equally turned off by an author who gave Harry a FOUR inch prick. FOUR? FOUR? Golf anyone? *facepalm*

How could you do that to Harry, man? Okay, now Draco is fair game.

So to all of you writers that mention cock size -- what's reasonable? What's unreasonable?

Who do you give bigger wangs to? Smaller ones?

The average cock size is 4-6 inches. I usually stick between 6-8 inches. And well, since Snape is ugly, dammit, he deserves a bigger cock.

Love to hear from everyone -- especially the guys!

--P

Comments

[odogoddess.livejournal.com]

Well, first of all - 12 inches? Talk about the writer's fantasy making its way into a fic... Now that there is anything wrong with that, but if she wants it to be that large then perhaps she should just describe it as "long and huge" or "big and thick" or some such descriptive and the reader can interpret it as they like. Unless there's a point to it in the fic; i.e. - they're having a size contest or Harry is a size queen, etc.; there's no real need to state specifically.

Speaking as a person who worked in the medical profession for years and saw literally hundreds of cocks on hundreds of kinds of physical frames I'd guesstimate Snape's erect penis is probably uncut, about 7 inches and probably on the thinner side. However, I doubt I'd write that into a fic unless there was a good reason. Say a shrinking spell is used on the organ in question and Pomfrey wants to know if it's been fully restored or not. Then again, how many men, even in the magical universe, are likely to say "oh, yes, five inches is exactly right, stop now?" I'd imagine even an honest and affable individual like Arthur Weasley would be likely to say "oh, dear, no, please keep going." Hm... sounds like a scene I'd like to read, actually, but I digress. :)

Second of all - in re: Harry's penis, was that four inches flaccid or hard? If it's a chan, it *could* be four inches. Most boys get their height before their penis catches up, sometimes as much as two years later. It's not uncommon for some 15-16 year olds to have a skinny boy-sized penis until their growth catches up. Mind you, it's a skinny, boy-sized penis that is fully functional. So I could kind of work around that in a fic, but if they're saying Harry is four inches and he's fully grown, well... yes, it's possible, but a bit unkind. Given that erection he's seen to have in PoA (when Hermione wakes him up after the Time-Turner adventure watch as the camera pans down his body) I'd say it's unlikely. He looks to have a nice average-sized teenage cock, but that's just imho.

Also the state of it flaccid is not a good indicator of it's size erect except in guys who 'hang' long when flaccid. There are a lot of men with what is called a "turtlecock", meaning it usually tucks itself into the body cavity until it's needed. These guys look like they have hardly any penis, but when they get hard it really extends way out into something respectable. Meanwhile, guys who 'hang' long when flaccid don't usually erect a lot. Which is a good thing since that much loss of blood to the brain might well cause them to faint. ;-)

Anyway, that was a fun post! (but why am I now tempted to shout "power to the penis"?)

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Yup "growers" vs. "showers".

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Dayum girl -- you are the penis expert! I think I love you too!

[odogoddess.livejournal.com]

That's sweet... and pretty much on target. I do hope to be a penis expert one day! I plan on going back to uni and studying psych with an emphasis or minor in Human Sexuality. :) First I have to get my hands on lots of money and a car...