Fanfiction and cocks -- is bigger really better?

[themostepotente]

How many times have you been reading a fic and you're really into it 'n shit and all like -- Yes, yes, YES...NO! Did the writer really just give Snape a 12 inch cock?

A 12 INCH COCK? Halt. Backspace. Put a fork in me, I'm done.

Oh, yes, because offline I've just run into sooo many guys with enormous schlongs. Okay, I understand fanfiction is supposed to have an element of fantasy, but COME THE FUCK ON.

The biggest cock I saw in front of my face (and not at the gay male strip club :P) was about 8 inches. Um, 8 inches is pretty damn big, folks. I cannot fathom what 12 inches up the ass would feel like. The likelihood of it even 'fitting'...

By the same token, I was equally turned off by an author who gave Harry a FOUR inch prick. FOUR? FOUR? Golf anyone? *facepalm*

How could you do that to Harry, man? Okay, now Draco is fair game.

So to all of you writers that mention cock size -- what's reasonable? What's unreasonable?

Who do you give bigger wangs to? Smaller ones?

The average cock size is 4-6 inches. I usually stick between 6-8 inches. And well, since Snape is ugly, dammit, he deserves a bigger cock.

Love to hear from everyone -- especially the guys!

--P

Comments

[flimpy.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't catch that bit o' textual hiccup until others pointed it out, so we're on the same brain wave.

Oh and themostpotente? Along with the Summary Executions, this is the most amusing thing I've read all week :))

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Obviously, some twisted part of us thinks a 12-foot cock is normal.

The FIC! The FIC has taken over my brain! It demands 12 feet to be satisfied and I must comply!

I'm giggling like mad right now.