Useless like tits on a cricket

[themostepotente]

ETA: LJ can kiss my lilly white arse! The cut tag didn't appear first draft. My sincere apologies.




Number of times having seen PoA = 4 -- and counting

Number of times Penny wanted to spork out her eyes over David Thewlis' superfluous comments regarding 'chocolate and feeling better' = Too many to count

Biggest surprise that Penny found herself dwelling on besides the obvious = Her newfound love of Snape/Neville

Line she found most slashy = Remus to Harry -- "I saw you coming, Harry."

Line she found herself loving even though it insulted Snape in a big way = Sirius to Snape -- "Why don't you go and play with your chemistry set!"

Best character portrayal(s) IHHO = Emma Thompson as Trelawney and Gary Oldman as Sirius

Character who has NO room to talk about poor oral hygiene = Sirius -- but still the picture of hotness with rotted teeth.

More as I think of 'em.

Now about that Snape/Neville pairing -- fic already in progress!

--P

Comments

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Argh! I read your spoilers! (Bangs head on table...)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Argh! WTF -- LJ fucked with my cut tag! *goes to fix*

Soooo sorry, Bernice.

[puppy-tenchan.livejournal.com]

Number of times I agree with you = Plenty.

Except that my favourite line was Sirius' comment about being a pleasant dog and James having wanted him to make it permanent. (Can't quote it, as I only know the german version. Yet.)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

That was a good line too!

And I LOVE that icon. I have a Snack fic coming up.

[puppy-tenchan.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. *flails* I look forward to it!

[odogoddess.livejournal.com]

Hee! Only two so far, but we plan to see it again... and again. :)

I still want to know just *what* was taking Remus so long in waking Severus up in the Shrieking Shack. (Okay, so my frightfully smutty mind already has a pretty good idea!)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

A quickie? Or so our smutty minds would like to think :-)

[serpentsgarden.livejournal.com]

Number of times Penny wanted to spork out her eyes over David Thewlis' superfluous comments regarding 'chocolate and feeling better' = Too many to count

Yes, but now that I've read cleolinda's HP and the PoA in Fifteen Minutes I'll have to snicker every time he offers the chocolate ('cause I've only seen it twice now and I'll have to see it some more).

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

This a new fic?

I plan on seeing it at least ten times :-)

[nikgirl.livejournal.com]

The chocolate made me laugh so much!

Lupin: Here, mijito! Eat! Eat the chocolate! You're too skeeeny! Look at you, you is nothing but skin and bones! eat! EAT!!

Harry: *gets zits and gains 15 pounds from over indulgence in choclates*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Spots and specs - the bane of every geeky English lad's existence.