Useless like tits on a cricket

[themostepotente]

ETA: LJ can kiss my lilly white arse! The cut tag didn't appear first draft. My sincere apologies.




Number of times having seen PoA = 4 -- and counting

Number of times Penny wanted to spork out her eyes over David Thewlis' superfluous comments regarding 'chocolate and feeling better' = Too many to count

Biggest surprise that Penny found herself dwelling on besides the obvious = Her newfound love of Snape/Neville

Line she found most slashy = Remus to Harry -- "I saw you coming, Harry."

Line she found herself loving even though it insulted Snape in a big way = Sirius to Snape -- "Why don't you go and play with your chemistry set!"

Best character portrayal(s) IHHO = Emma Thompson as Trelawney and Gary Oldman as Sirius

Character who has NO room to talk about poor oral hygiene = Sirius -- but still the picture of hotness with rotted teeth.

More as I think of 'em.

Now about that Snape/Neville pairing -- fic already in progress!

--P

Comments

[nikgirl.livejournal.com]

The chocolate made me laugh so much!

Lupin: Here, mijito! Eat! Eat the chocolate! You're too skeeeny! Look at you, you is nothing but skin and bones! eat! EAT!!

Harry: *gets zits and gains 15 pounds from over indulgence in choclates*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Spots and specs - the bane of every geeky English lad's existence.