On the subject of Lord Voldemort - Oh, shite!

[themostepotente]

As luck would have it, the members of my dart team read Harry Potter. We had a discussion over beer last night about the Dark Lord, and I've come to this conclusion;

Voldemort is a fucking C-L-O-W-N!

Seriously, I think Lucius Malfoy should shove his incompetent arse to the side. I could really love the character of Lord Voldemort, but I don't like how he's continuously made to look the fool. Harry Potter foils him every single fucking time. Isn't he supposed to be the 'Dark Wizard of a generation?' He's the fucking KMART of evil, I swear. He doesn't even warrant a fucking Super KMART.

Snape betrays him, and no revenge is carried out?

His elitism revolves around 'purebloodedness' (<---is this a word?), and the fucker is a HALFBLOOD himself. Where the fuck is his defense for this?

And why doesn't he just inhabit the body of a woman for his host? I mean, c'mon, a woman would never fuck up this many times :P

I know I'm not the only one that thinks Voldemort is kind of a pussy.

So all of you writers of Voldemort, come and defend your Dark Lord.

Comments

too right - big girl's blouse

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

he does the TYPICAL evil overlord thing every time (thanks to cliqued writing) and has to EXPLAIN his Cunning Plan even though the rest of us Got It in the last 1000 pages thank you very much.

Lucius is the one to watch. Watch my words. Book six? Lucius' big moment. (i can dream)

Re: too right - big girl's blouse

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Looshie won't stay in Azkaban long. He has his connections, you see :-)

Re: too right - big girl's blouse

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

argh, I hate it when bad guys spell it out for the good guys and boom they're defeated!