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50 Shades of Grey Review

This brought me much amusement *G*

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[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

Between hearing all my coworkers gushing about Fifty Shades of Vomit and all my Rupublican attorneys bitching about politics, it's a wonder I haven't swan-dived out my office window.

The worst part is people are getting the idea that this is what an actual consensual dom/sub relationship is like. Like this character is just kinky, as opposed to narcissistic, abusive, controlling, and fucked up beyond all belief.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

This woman came into our office the other day and described the book as, and I quote, 'a real masturbator.'

The woman has no filter for her mouth, and no taste apparently.

How can someone get all hot and bothered over sex where the protagonist refers to her cunt as 'down there?'

Also, this tampon scene. Not sexy. AT ALL.

[tracy7307.livejournal.com]

LOLOL OH GOD. THAT REVIEW IS THE BEST THING EVER. Never picking up that book... EVER

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

My friend Jan has a copy, and I want to steal it so I can tear the pages out one by one. I want to literally torture that book. So much ugh. Ugh :(((

[tracy7307.livejournal.com]

Let's obtain a copy. Got a firepit in your backyard? :D

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

No, but I've got a lighter in my pocket! LOL

Also, (((((OMG YOU))))) I had the best fucking day yesterday <3

[graylor.livejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, what a great review! ... It says bad things about me that I want to read it even more now. Trainwreck fever, I have it.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooo! LOL

[juno-chan.livejournal.com]

Omg, that review was beautiful. I was sold from the opening Bert gif followed by WHAT DID I JUST READ. XD

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I want to stage a book-burning bbq in her honour. Christ, what a load of tripe.

[juno-chan.livejournal.com]

Three of my five coworkers (we're a small office haha) have read it and LOOOOOVE it. So I get to hear about it. Over and over and over again. I sit there and twitch since one of them is my boss.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

A bunch of girls in one of my RP groups loved it too, and I just sat there throwing up in my mouth a little when it was discussed LOL

[saladbats.livejournal.com]

OMG that review!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

IKR? *G*

Fucking hilarious.

[saladbats.livejournal.com]

and OMG Bea Arthur icon! 8)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

BEA ARTHUR WAS THE SHIT *G*

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

I am still baffled by 50 Shades.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You and me both, bb.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Loved the review. Wouldn't touch the book!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

IKR? I wouldn't touch the book with someone else's hands :P