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50 Shades of Grey Review

This brought me much amusement *G*

--P

Date: 2012-07-21 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginger-veela.livejournal.com
Between hearing all my coworkers gushing about Fifty Shades of Vomit and all my Rupublican attorneys bitching about politics, it's a wonder I haven't swan-dived out my office window.

The worst part is people are getting the idea that this is what an actual consensual dom/sub relationship is like. Like this character is just kinky, as opposed to narcissistic, abusive, controlling, and fucked up beyond all belief.

Date: 2012-07-21 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Ugh.

This woman came into our office the other day and described the book as, and I quote, 'a real masturbator.'

The woman has no filter for her mouth, and no taste apparently.

How can someone get all hot and bothered over sex where the protagonist refers to her cunt as 'down there?'

Also, this tampon scene. Not sexy. AT ALL.

Date: 2012-07-21 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tracy7307.livejournal.com
LOLOL OH GOD. THAT REVIEW IS THE BEST THING EVER. Never picking up that book... EVER

Date: 2012-07-21 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
My friend Jan has a copy, and I want to steal it so I can tear the pages out one by one. I want to literally torture that book. So much ugh. Ugh :(((

Date: 2012-07-21 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tracy7307.livejournal.com
Let's obtain a copy. Got a firepit in your backyard? :D

Date: 2012-07-26 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
No, but I've got a lighter in my pocket! LOL

Also, (((((OMG YOU))))) I had the best fucking day yesterday <3

Date: 2012-07-21 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graylor.livejournal.com
Oh, goodness, what a great review! ... It says bad things about me that I want to read it even more now. Trainwreck fever, I have it.

Date: 2012-07-21 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Noooooooooooo! LOL

Date: 2012-07-21 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juno-chan.livejournal.com
Omg, that review was beautiful. I was sold from the opening Bert gif followed by WHAT DID I JUST READ. XD

Date: 2012-07-21 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
I want to stage a book-burning bbq in her honour. Christ, what a load of tripe.

Date: 2012-07-21 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juno-chan.livejournal.com
Three of my five coworkers (we're a small office haha) have read it and LOOOOOVE it. So I get to hear about it. Over and over and over again. I sit there and twitch since one of them is my boss.

Date: 2012-07-26 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
A bunch of girls in one of my RP groups loved it too, and I just sat there throwing up in my mouth a little when it was discussed LOL

Date: 2012-07-21 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saladbats.livejournal.com
OMG that review!

Date: 2012-07-21 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
IKR? *G*

Fucking hilarious.

Date: 2012-07-21 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saladbats.livejournal.com
and OMG Bea Arthur icon! 8)

Date: 2012-07-26 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
BEA ARTHUR WAS THE SHIT *G*

Date: 2012-07-26 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeitgeistic.livejournal.com
I am still baffled by 50 Shades.

Date: 2012-07-28 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
You and me both, bb.

Date: 2012-07-27 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaeologist-d.livejournal.com
Loved the review. Wouldn't touch the book!

Date: 2012-07-28 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
IKR? I wouldn't touch the book with someone else's hands :P

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