Open Letter to a Fuckstick Driver

[themostepotente]

Okay guy, your car? IS A FUCKING EYESORE. Your neon-blue four-door with bright green wheel covers is ugly as fuck. That you did this on purpose astounds the fuck out of me. Also, that pair of dangling brass balls you have hanging from a hook in the back? ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE BALLSLESS YOURSELF.

Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.

NO LOVE,

The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.

--P

Comments

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

OMG, we have a car in our parking lot at work with those brass balls dangling from the trailer hitch. Subtle they are not....

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Are you back in Michigan, Viki? Lol. Might be the same car :P

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

No, I'm still in Colorado. It was on a Toyota, a brand you will never ever see in Michigan. Whenever I go back, I'm always staring at the cars, thinking, "What is this? I've never seen one of these...Or heard of the name, either. A Velveeta? A Tiberose? A Nunchuk 4000?

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Oh, you still see Toyotas in Michigan. I've seen a Celica recently.

Ha ha, a Nunchuk 4000. Somehow, I don't think that would get good gas mileage :P