Open Letter to a Fuckstick Driver

[themostepotente]

Okay guy, your car? IS A FUCKING EYESORE. Your neon-blue four-door with bright green wheel covers is ugly as fuck. That you did this on purpose astounds the fuck out of me. Also, that pair of dangling brass balls you have hanging from a hook in the back? ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE BALLSLESS YOURSELF.

Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.

NO LOVE,

The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.

--P

Comments

[lordhellebore]

So...did he do anything or did he just drive an ugly car? O_o

[nishi-shinji.livejournal.com]

Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man.

Okay, I lol'ed.

Also, are you sure you're not in California? Because you just described 1/3 of the cars on Los Angeles freeways.

[bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! This made me giggle.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

OMG, we have a car in our parking lot at work with those brass balls dangling from the trailer hitch. Subtle they are not....