GPS and Aural Sex!

[themostepotente]

So, $200 bucks and a lot of buyer's remorse later, I bought a Garmin GPS Navigational System for my car. I am pants at directions and am always sent on some errand in the D.

This thing? IS. THE. SHIT.

It basically does everything except cut my meat and wipe my arse for me. Not surprisingly enough, I am charmed by the English accented voice that guides my way :P

It's a pity you can't program voices, though. Alan Rickman. Patrick Stewart. Trent Reznor. Mikhail Baryshnikov. *G*

Whether you own a GPS or not, who would you choose to voice the directions? Who would you not choose? Can be fictional or non-fictional.

--P

Comments

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

I would have Yoshiki using his breathy Engrish voice. I would then promptly drive into a ditch in amazement.

I dreamed of you last night! Well, you and the guinea pig I owned when I was 13, but I don't think you two were connected in any way. And it was raining. Don't try to interpret or you might scare us both. :D

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I wanted to come here and answer this, because who-the-hell-knows when my lazy arse will get time to answer this thread, but...

...it's funny you should mention a dream about me. I had a dream about you and Amy over the summer. Of course, my sieve-like mind has forgotten all of the details, but that cracks me up. You know you're really into fandom when you're on the metaphysical side of things with your flist. *G*

And okay, Yoshiki is hawt. Where's he from?

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

He is/was the drummer and pianist for X Japan.

You need to check him out on youtube for the full effect. He's quite the drama queen.