GPS and Aural Sex!

[themostepotente]

So, $200 bucks and a lot of buyer's remorse later, I bought a Garmin GPS Navigational System for my car. I am pants at directions and am always sent on some errand in the D.

This thing? IS. THE. SHIT.

It basically does everything except cut my meat and wipe my arse for me. Not surprisingly enough, I am charmed by the English accented voice that guides my way :P

It's a pity you can't program voices, though. Alan Rickman. Patrick Stewart. Trent Reznor. Mikhail Baryshnikov. *G*

Whether you own a GPS or not, who would you choose to voice the directions? Who would you not choose? Can be fictional or non-fictional.

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[judas-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Neil Gaiman, Richard Dawkins, John Wayne, Edgar Oliver, Johnny Depp, Audrey Hepburn, Jimmy Stewart, Syd Barrett, Randy Travis, Alan Rickman, Keith Richards, and did I mention Edgar Oliver yet?

Of course with Keith Richards, I might not understand a damn thing for very obvious reasons.

I'd be one of those people who changed the voice often, if I could, as I am a music/voice junkie.