The Reccing Ball

Fic

The Silent Hand of Madness -- Remus/Lucius [R] by eumenides1.

This is such a difficult pairing to write, and yet this was clearly not an obstacle for eumenides1. Lovely. Lyrical. Lovecraftian.

Art

Are You Sure Your Animagus Isn't a Horse? -- Remus/Sirius [NWS - Flocked] by red_rahl and myrafur.

Who could say no to cock suckage with a horse-sized cock? *G*

Tarts and Vicars -- Draco and Pansy [WS] by lizardspots.

I love Lizard's Pansy! She looks a little like Christina Ricci! And Draco looks great in drag. The genderbending rocks!

Sectumsempra -- Snape and Harry and Draco [WS] by caladan_dd.

Another richly detailed gem by Caladan. I'm in love with the clothes she draws. Even Snape looks like royalty in those princely robes.

filler!comic (the veela picture book) -- Harry/Draco [Adult] by djinniyah.

Another priceless comic by Jinn! Best panel: DonKing!Harry aka Kooshball!Harry

Dolohov [WS] by appleviking.

Carrot draws the rockinest Death Eaters. Not part of her DE card series but wonderful nevertheless.

A Proper Goodnight -- Harry/Draco [WS] by red_rahl.

A sweet picture of Harry smooching Draco in front of the Fat Lady. I just hope he didn't trade the Gryffindor password for arse :P

Malfoy's Secret Happy Place -- Draco/Harry/Viktor/Cedric [NWS - Flocked] by nebulaean.

Malfoy's secret, happy place? Try Penny's. *G*

Mother and Son -- Narcissa and Draco [WS] by orgueilestrange.

From an artist I'd never heard of prior to viewing. The artwork is gorgeous. My ideal representation of a doting mother and her son -- before Lucius's corruption.

The Half-Blood Prince -- Snape [WS] by snapesforte.

Mmm -- boozing, smoking, soon-to-be-passed-the-fuck-out Snape!

--P

A Rant

So sue me. I'm overdue :P And what with being sick and losing the first draft of my recs, I'm about as murderous as Lucius Malfoy in a room full of Muggles.

The Remus/Sirius fans might agree with me here.

You're reading that Remus/Sirius sex on the motorcycle fic, and the author doesn't know shit from shinola when it comes to motorcycles and corresponding periods and countries. Crotch rockets, people? Harley Davidsons? Somebody needs a bitchslapping, man.

Triumph. Possibly an Indian. Never a Honda.

And if you must be an ass and put Sirius on a Harley -- there is a fucking 'd' before the 's' in Davidson.

That is all.

--P