A Rant

[themostepotente]

So sue me. I'm overdue :P And what with being sick and losing the first draft of my recs, I'm about as murderous as Lucius Malfoy in a room full of Muggles.

The Remus/Sirius fans might agree with me here.

You're reading that Remus/Sirius sex on the motorcycle fic, and the author doesn't know shit from shinola when it comes to motorcycles and corresponding periods and countries. Crotch rockets, people? Harley Davidsons? Somebody needs a bitchslapping, man.

Triumph. Possibly an Indian. Never a Honda.

And if you must be an ass and put Sirius on a Harley -- there is a fucking 'd' before the 's' in Davidson.

That is all.

--P

Comments

[lovepanic.livejournal.com]

Oooh perfect op. I'm about to do a painting of Sirius on his motorbike for the sirius fest... what sort do you think he'd ride? I'm afraid I'm really ignorant on things like that, but as you pointed out, I dont want to display this ignorance to the world by putting him on a godawful OOC bike :O

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

My three choices in order of appearance: Triumph, Norton, Indian.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I don't see him on an Indian. Triumph or Norton, you bet. Maybe a Hesketh (http://www.cybermotorcycle.com/euro/brands/hesketh.htm) :-)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good call, dear.

marksykins and I were just talking about you.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Eek! I hope you weren't saying anything true bad.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Nah! Just that you were fun and trippy with your silver mini!