Drabble: And the Clock Struck Shag (Harry/Ron -- PG-13)

[themostepotente]

A belated birthday drabble for lysrouge. Enjoy sweets!



And the Clock Struck Shag

Molly Weasley was always a worrisome wife and mother. So worrisome, in fact, that she had the ancestral grandfather clock modified to locate the whereabouts of her family when the last of her brood was born. Each of the clock's many hands was adorned with the faces of her loved ones, including those of Fleur Delacour, Bill's bride-to-be, and Harry Potter, Ron's closest confidante.

There was a corresponding sound with each of the clock's settings; the pleasant tu-whit tu-whoo of the owl to designate 'Sleep' through the shrill cry of the Bandon Banshee that signalled 'Mortal Peril.' Only 'Shagging', the one activity undeniably related with sounds did not have a chime (or more appropriately a moan).

Though Molly would never openly admit the setting was added to frighten any suspicions she had about Arthur's fidelity, it proved more than helpful in keeping her boys in line, two of whom she was expecting any moment now.

Fred and George watched as both Harry and Ron's clock hands lingered at 'Shagging' before turning widdershins around to 'Travelling.' Molly, who was busy washing the dinner dishes, only caught sight of their impending arrival.

"Oh, look!" she exclaimed. "The boys are coming!"

"Came's more like it mum," said the twins.

"Come again?" she asked.

"Likely," they snickered.

Fin

Comments

[tytoalba.livejournal.com]

Cute :)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks, D! :-)

[biichan.livejournal.com]

*snerks*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

There's just something about that clock... *G*

[inell.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is cute *grin*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Inell! :-)

[triestine.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Jer! :-)

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

*snicker*
♥

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Love you too, Ann :-)

[xylodemon.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I love it!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks, m'dear! *kiss*

[tarotemp.livejournal.com]

Behold, the power of the double entendre!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Three cheers for double entendres! *G*

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Hee! Ah, boys. The Weasleys are probably all thrilled that's not actually a setting.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it is! It just doesn't have a chime. *G*

[tehlils.livejournal.com]

ROFL. That's brilliant hun! Thanks. ♥

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Youe are moste welcome, deare! *smooche*

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha! Adorable and and clever. :D

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Tip! :-)

It's amazing what you can think of when you can't sleep.

[killerbeautiful.livejournal.com]

haaa that's awesome. <3 the twins.

also what is the font in your 'magick moste evile' icon? it's sooooo pretty... :)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Fred and George seemed the logical choices to eyewitness the clock's movement. *G*

As to the font, I have no clue :(

[morgi.livejournal.com]

*snork* Bloody brilliant!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! :-)

[coell.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*G*

Love the Lockhart icon btw :-)

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

haha. cute! liked the twins at the end.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you liked this :-)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! :-)

[warped-factor.livejournal.com]

Hee! Poor, confused Molly. :)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Fred and George only make things worse. *G*

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Heeee! Wonderful Drabble. I love it that Molly who is so consumed with controlling everyone is oblivious!! :-)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Isn't that how most mothers are? *G*

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha!!!! I must admit to have used that very expression myself!

Brilliant!

xxx

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Which expression was that m'dear?

clock struck shag

[ravenpan.livejournal.com]

Shagging. *giggles* that's too cute.

Re: clock struck shag

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks, babe! *growls at you ala Max Magician style*

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Hilarious and brilliant. And I totally love the title. :D

Re: clock struck shag

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

And it had the twins in it! *G*

[cmere.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I love it! :)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

This is so funny...

I was just whinging about lack of comments on this, and then BOOM!

You are zoning in on my brainwaves, dear. *G*

[kerryblaze.livejournal.com]

cmere1 rec'd this and I'm glad she did! Simply adorable! Good job with the clock that everyone loves!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thank you! That clock has so many possibilities.

[natural-bore.livejournal.com]

A true "lol" moment :)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading! Glad it made you laugh :-)