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A belated birthday drabble for [livejournal.com profile] lysrouge. Enjoy sweets!



And the Clock Struck Shag


Molly Weasley was always a worrisome wife and mother. So worrisome, in fact, that she had the ancestral grandfather clock modified to locate the whereabouts of her family when the last of her brood was born. Each of the clock's many hands was adorned with the faces of her loved ones, including those of Fleur Delacour, Bill's bride-to-be, and Harry Potter, Ron's closest confidante.

There was a corresponding sound with each of the clock's settings; the pleasant tu-whit tu-whoo of the owl to designate 'Sleep' through the shrill cry of the Bandon Banshee that signalled 'Mortal Peril.' Only 'Shagging', the one activity undeniably related with sounds did not have a chime (or more appropriately a moan).

Though Molly would never openly admit the setting was added to frighten any suspicions she had about Arthur's fidelity, it proved more than helpful in keeping her boys in line, two of whom she was expecting any moment now.

Fred and George watched as both Harry and Ron's clock hands lingered at 'Shagging' before turning widdershins around to 'Travelling.' Molly, who was busy washing the dinner dishes, only caught sight of their impending arrival.

"Oh, look!" she exclaimed. "The boys are coming!"

"Came's more like it mum," said the twins.

"Come again?" she asked.

"Likely," they snickered.

Fin

Date: 2005-08-16 02:19 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-08-16 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks, D! :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biichan.livejournal.com
*snerks*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
There's just something about that clock... *G*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inell.livejournal.com
Hee! This is cute *grin*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks, Inell! :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triestine.livejournal.com
Brilliant!

Date: 2005-08-16 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks, Jer! :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schmoo999.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Love you too, Ann :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xylodemon.livejournal.com
*dies*

I love it!

Date: 2005-08-16 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks, m'dear! *kiss*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarotemp.livejournal.com
Behold, the power of the double entendre!

Date: 2005-08-16 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Three cheers for double entendres! *G*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
Hee! Ah, boys. The Weasleys are probably all thrilled that's not actually a setting.

Date: 2005-08-16 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Ah, but it is! It just doesn't have a chime. *G*

Date: 2005-08-16 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehlils.livejournal.com
ROFL. That's brilliant hun! Thanks. ♥

Date: 2005-08-16 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Youe are moste welcome, deare! *smooche*

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Date: 2005-08-16 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tipgardner.livejournal.com
Hahahahahahaha! Adorable and and clever. :D

Date: 2005-08-16 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks, Tip! :-)

It's amazing what you can think of when you can't sleep.

Date: 2005-08-16 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerbeautiful.livejournal.com
haaa that's awesome. <3 the twins.

also what is the font in your 'magick moste evile' icon? it's sooooo pretty... :)

Date: 2005-08-16 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thank you! Fred and George seemed the logical choices to eyewitness the clock's movement. *G*

As to the font, I have no clue :(

Date: 2005-08-16 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgi.livejournal.com
*snork* Bloody brilliant!

Date: 2005-08-16 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coell.livejournal.com
*giggle*

Date: 2005-08-16 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
*G*

Love the Lockhart icon btw :-)

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Date: 2005-08-16 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
haha. cute! liked the twins at the end.

Date: 2005-08-16 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks! Glad you liked this :-)
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Date: 2005-08-16 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks so much! :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warped-factor.livejournal.com
Hee! Poor, confused Molly. :)

Date: 2005-08-16 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Fred and George only make things worse. *G*

Date: 2005-08-16 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allzugern.livejournal.com
Heeee! Wonderful Drabble. I love it that Molly who is so consumed with controlling everyone is oblivious!! :-)

Date: 2005-08-16 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thank you! Isn't that how most mothers are? *G*

Date: 2005-08-16 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlucius.livejournal.com
bwahahaha!!!! I must admit to have used that very expression myself!

Brilliant!

xxx

Date: 2005-08-16 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Which expression was that m'dear?

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clock struck shag

Date: 2005-08-16 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenpan.livejournal.com
Shagging. *giggles* that's too cute.

Re: clock struck shag

Date: 2005-08-16 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks, babe! *growls at you ala Max Magician style*

Date: 2005-08-16 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariadneelda.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Hilarious and brilliant. And I totally love the title. :D

Re: clock struck shag

Date: 2005-08-16 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
And it had the twins in it! *G*

Date: 2005-08-18 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmere.livejournal.com
*giggles* I love it! :)

Date: 2005-08-18 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
This is so funny...

I was just whinging about lack of comments on this, and then BOOM!

You are zoning in on my brainwaves, dear. *G*

Date: 2005-08-18 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kerryblaze.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] cmere1 rec'd this and I'm glad she did! Simply adorable! Good job with the clock that everyone loves!

Date: 2005-08-19 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thank you! That clock has so many possibilities.

Date: 2005-08-21 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] natural-bore.livejournal.com
A true "lol" moment :)

Date: 2005-08-23 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Thanks for reading! Glad it made you laugh :-)

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