Fandom Rant: Come is NOT a three letter word

[themostepotente]

begin rant

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Come is NOT a three letter word.

It never has been.

It never will be.

It is neither sexy nor hot spelled with three letters.

It makes the author luk liek n ilitarit fule.

I would rather squeeze out a gigantic shit sideways after having a broken glass and tabasco enema than look at the word 'come' spelled C-U-M.

People -- just fucking DON'T.

/end rant

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Comments

Re: You asked for it! Sirius/Dumbledore, 100 words

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

you've got another thing coming

Erm, I hate to rain on anyone's parade, but that's one of my pet peeves. It's think. The idea being that the first thought was wrong, and another is required.

Unless, of course, it's a pun and I'm just dense? :)

Re: You asked for it! Sirius/Dumbledore, 100 words

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry, the second "thing" was supposed to be in italics to show that the first usage was wrong and for the pun aspect. Duh.

heh. "for all intensive puposes" though, it was Dumbledore/Sirius and I was trying to finish it and move on... ;)

Kidding. Please don't spork me.

Re: You asked for it! Sirius/Dumbledore, 100 words

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

This is just sick and wrong, and I love you for it :-)