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themostepotente) wrote2004-07-08 09:26 pm
themostepotente) wrote2004-07-08 09:26 pm
Fanfiction and cocks -- is bigger really better?
How many times have you been reading a fic and you're really into it 'n shit and all like -- Yes, yes, YES...NO! Did the writer really just give Snape a 12 inch cock?
A 12 INCH COCK? Halt. Backspace. Put a fork in me, I'm done.
Oh, yes, because offline I've just run into sooo many guys with enormous schlongs. Okay, I understand fanfiction is supposed to have an element of fantasy, but COME THE FUCK ON.
The biggest cock I saw in front of my face (and not at the gay male strip club :P) was about 8 inches. Um, 8 inches is pretty damn big, folks. I cannot fathom what 12 inches up the ass would feel like. The likelihood of it even 'fitting'...
By the same token, I was equally turned off by an author who gave Harry a FOUR inch prick. FOUR? FOUR? Golf anyone? *facepalm*
How could you do that to Harry, man?Okay, now Draco is fair game.
So to all of you writers that mention cock size -- what's reasonable? What's unreasonable?
Who do you give bigger wangs to? Smaller ones?
The average cock size is 4-6 inches. I usually stick between 6-8 inches. And well, since Snape is ugly, dammit, he deserves a bigger cock.
Love to hear from everyone -- especially the guys!
--P
A 12 INCH COCK? Halt. Backspace. Put a fork in me, I'm done.
Oh, yes, because offline I've just run into sooo many guys with enormous schlongs. Okay, I understand fanfiction is supposed to have an element of fantasy, but COME THE FUCK ON.
The biggest cock I saw in front of my face (and not at the gay male strip club :P) was about 8 inches. Um, 8 inches is pretty damn big, folks. I cannot fathom what 12 inches up the ass would feel like. The likelihood of it even 'fitting'...
By the same token, I was equally turned off by an author who gave Harry a FOUR inch prick. FOUR? FOUR? Golf anyone? *facepalm*
How could you do that to Harry, man?
So to all of you writers that mention cock size -- what's reasonable? What's unreasonable?
Who do you give bigger wangs to? Smaller ones?
The average cock size is 4-6 inches. I usually stick between 6-8 inches. And well, since Snape is ugly, dammit, he deserves a bigger cock.
Love to hear from everyone -- especially the guys!
--P
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As far as I was aware, 6 inches is average. And that still has no bearing on what I'm about to say.
There are few things that turn me off to a smutfic faster than repeated statements about the size and shape the characters' cocks. I really think it's unnecessary to go on and on about Lupin's "remarkably huge and glorious cock" or how "Snape's was longer than his, but thinner and a slightly darker shade of purple". If I see "impressive length" more than three times in a fic, I will stop reading arbitrarily, no matter how good the rest of the writing is. I guess it's a case of it not being the size that's important, but what they do with what they've got.
More than that, I think there is really no excuse for inch statistics to come up in fic. Maybe that's me, but I just don't see how that can be worked in and still result in a fic that doesn't break the mood immediately. What, did they pull out the measuring tape in the middle of buggering each other so the author could be accurate in recording the event? To answer your question though, I think 6-8 inches is reasonable. Over that, I start to use my "bitch, please" icon.
/rant. :D
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