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Keeper of the Superfluous Es! ([personal profile] themostepotente) wrote2004-07-08 09:26 pm

Fanfiction and cocks -- is bigger really better?

How many times have you been reading a fic and you're really into it 'n shit and all like -- Yes, yes, YES...NO! Did the writer really just give Snape a 12 inch cock?

A 12 INCH COCK? Halt. Backspace. Put a fork in me, I'm done.

Oh, yes, because offline I've just run into sooo many guys with enormous schlongs. Okay, I understand fanfiction is supposed to have an element of fantasy, but COME THE FUCK ON.

The biggest cock I saw in front of my face (and not at the gay male strip club :P) was about 8 inches. Um, 8 inches is pretty damn big, folks. I cannot fathom what 12 inches up the ass would feel like. The likelihood of it even 'fitting'...

By the same token, I was equally turned off by an author who gave Harry a FOUR inch prick. FOUR? FOUR? Golf anyone? *facepalm*

How could you do that to Harry, man? Okay, now Draco is fair game.

So to all of you writers that mention cock size -- what's reasonable? What's unreasonable?

Who do you give bigger wangs to? Smaller ones?

The average cock size is 4-6 inches. I usually stick between 6-8 inches. And well, since Snape is ugly, dammit, he deserves a bigger cock.

Love to hear from everyone -- especially the guys!

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[identity profile] randomxinsanity.livejournal.com 2004-07-08 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And well, since Snape is ugly, dammit, he deserves a bigger cock.

Exactly! ;)

I don't write...but I tend to get flipped out when a specific size - any specific size - is mentioned during a sex scene. Especially the one, I forget where (prolly ff.net), in which Harry had a 6cm...six centimeters!! prick. That like, 2.2 inches. The first thing that popped into my mind was does Harry have Kleinfelter's now?

Mentioning penis size outside of a sex scene, and within a 5-9 inch range, doesn't bother me.

[identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com 2004-07-08 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
2.2 inches? Oh man, that is just WRONG!