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themostepotente) wrote2004-03-25 07:52 pm
themostepotente) wrote2004-03-25 07:52 pm
On the subject of Lord Voldemort - Oh, shite!
As luck would have it, the members of my dart team read Harry Potter. We had a discussion over beer last night about the Dark Lord, and I've come to this conclusion;
Voldemort is a fucking C-L-O-W-N!
Seriously, I think Lucius Malfoy should shove his incompetent arse to the side. I could really love the character of Lord Voldemort, but I don't like how he's continuously made to look the fool. Harry Potter foils him every single fucking time. Isn't he supposed to be the 'Dark Wizard of a generation?' He's the fucking KMART of evil, I swear. He doesn't even warrant a fucking Super KMART.
Snape betrays him, and no revenge is carried out?
His elitism revolves around 'purebloodedness' (<---is this a word?), and the fucker is a HALFBLOOD himself. Where the fuck is his defense for this?
And why doesn't he just inhabit the body of a woman for his host? I mean, c'mon, a woman would never fuck up this many times :P
I know I'm not the only one that thinks Voldemort is kind of a pussy.
So all of you writers of Voldemort, come and defend your Dark Lord.
Voldemort is a fucking C-L-O-W-N!
Seriously, I think Lucius Malfoy should shove his incompetent arse to the side. I could really love the character of Lord Voldemort, but I don't like how he's continuously made to look the fool. Harry Potter foils him every single fucking time. Isn't he supposed to be the 'Dark Wizard of a generation?' He's the fucking KMART of evil, I swear. He doesn't even warrant a fucking Super KMART.
Snape betrays him, and no revenge is carried out?
His elitism revolves around 'purebloodedness' (<---is this a word?), and the fucker is a HALFBLOOD himself. Where the fuck is his defense for this?
And why doesn't he just inhabit the body of a woman for his host? I mean, c'mon, a woman would never fuck up this many times :P
I know I'm not the only one that thinks Voldemort is kind of a pussy.
So all of you writers of Voldemort, come and defend your Dark Lord.
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Why is there only one Death Eater -- Pettigrew -- who kills when it's time to kill, instead of giving a three minute speech which lets the hero slither out of his bonds and scotch the plans?
Really, someone needs to send Voldemort a copy of Top 100 Things I'd Do I Were an Evil Overlord. (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)