On the subject of Lord Voldemort - Oh, shite!

[themostepotente]

As luck would have it, the members of my dart team read Harry Potter. We had a discussion over beer last night about the Dark Lord, and I've come to this conclusion;

Voldemort is a fucking C-L-O-W-N!

Seriously, I think Lucius Malfoy should shove his incompetent arse to the side. I could really love the character of Lord Voldemort, but I don't like how he's continuously made to look the fool. Harry Potter foils him every single fucking time. Isn't he supposed to be the 'Dark Wizard of a generation?' He's the fucking KMART of evil, I swear. He doesn't even warrant a fucking Super KMART.

Snape betrays him, and no revenge is carried out?

His elitism revolves around 'purebloodedness' (<---is this a word?), and the fucker is a HALFBLOOD himself. Where the fuck is his defense for this?

And why doesn't he just inhabit the body of a woman for his host? I mean, c'mon, a woman would never fuck up this many times :P

I know I'm not the only one that thinks Voldemort is kind of a pussy.

So all of you writers of Voldemort, come and defend your Dark Lord.

Comments

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

Well, canon Voldemort is an incompetent pussy who usually only succeeds through dumb luck or due to Harry's hot-headedness. Still, he lets himself be tricked by children (as does Lucius) again and again.

I've always seen his being a halfblood to be ironic on JKR's part - sort of like that legend (which may or may not be true, but it sounds apocryphal) that Hitler had a Jewish grandmother.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

That is entirely possible. JKR does tend to play up irony with her characterizations.