On the subject of Lord Voldemort - Oh, shite!

[themostepotente]

As luck would have it, the members of my dart team read Harry Potter. We had a discussion over beer last night about the Dark Lord, and I've come to this conclusion;

Voldemort is a fucking C-L-O-W-N!

Seriously, I think Lucius Malfoy should shove his incompetent arse to the side. I could really love the character of Lord Voldemort, but I don't like how he's continuously made to look the fool. Harry Potter foils him every single fucking time. Isn't he supposed to be the 'Dark Wizard of a generation?' He's the fucking KMART of evil, I swear. He doesn't even warrant a fucking Super KMART.

Snape betrays him, and no revenge is carried out?

His elitism revolves around 'purebloodedness' (<---is this a word?), and the fucker is a HALFBLOOD himself. Where the fuck is his defense for this?

And why doesn't he just inhabit the body of a woman for his host? I mean, c'mon, a woman would never fuck up this many times :P

I know I'm not the only one that thinks Voldemort is kind of a pussy.

So all of you writers of Voldemort, come and defend your Dark Lord.

Comments

*nods*

[kagyakusha.livejournal.com]

As a Slytherin, I personally think that he has some bloody nerve going around DARING to call himself the heir of Slytherin, considering that his schemes consist of 'wait until end of year, and then...attempt to kill Harry Potter - again.'

Re: *nods*

[frek.livejournal.com]

it's like Pinky and the Brain!!

What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!

Re: *nods*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*rolls* Have you decided who's who?

Re: *nods*

[frek.livejournal.com]

*hmm*

Logic would make Voldemort Brain and Lucius Pinky...

But for some reason it's more amusing the opposite way.

Re: *nods*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

It almost smacks of Scooby Doo villainy, doesn't it?