On the subject of Lord Voldemort - Oh, shite!

[themostepotente]

As luck would have it, the members of my dart team read Harry Potter. We had a discussion over beer last night about the Dark Lord, and I've come to this conclusion;

Voldemort is a fucking C-L-O-W-N!

Seriously, I think Lucius Malfoy should shove his incompetent arse to the side. I could really love the character of Lord Voldemort, but I don't like how he's continuously made to look the fool. Harry Potter foils him every single fucking time. Isn't he supposed to be the 'Dark Wizard of a generation?' He's the fucking KMART of evil, I swear. He doesn't even warrant a fucking Super KMART.

Snape betrays him, and no revenge is carried out?

His elitism revolves around 'purebloodedness' (<---is this a word?), and the fucker is a HALFBLOOD himself. Where the fuck is his defense for this?

And why doesn't he just inhabit the body of a woman for his host? I mean, c'mon, a woman would never fuck up this many times :P

I know I'm not the only one that thinks Voldemort is kind of a pussy.

So all of you writers of Voldemort, come and defend your Dark Lord.

Comments

[irana.livejournal.com]

Well it doesn't really matter outside the confines of fiction and fanfiction does it? He's not real is he?
I like Snape and I like Lucius. Does that make me evil?

themostepotente I agree. Voldie is a silly, silly man. He's that kind of insane that you feel sorry for, not the insanely scary like Hannibal Lector. But hey, he's good for entertainment value. And I think Fandom writers make him a bit nastier than JKR does, but that's just my opinion.