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50 Shades of Grey Review

This brought me much amusement *G*

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[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

Between hearing all my coworkers gushing about Fifty Shades of Vomit and all my Rupublican attorneys bitching about politics, it's a wonder I haven't swan-dived out my office window.

The worst part is people are getting the idea that this is what an actual consensual dom/sub relationship is like. Like this character is just kinky, as opposed to narcissistic, abusive, controlling, and fucked up beyond all belief.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

This woman came into our office the other day and described the book as, and I quote, 'a real masturbator.'

The woman has no filter for her mouth, and no taste apparently.

How can someone get all hot and bothered over sex where the protagonist refers to her cunt as 'down there?'

Also, this tampon scene. Not sexy. AT ALL.