Between hearing all my coworkers gushing about Fifty Shades of Vomit and all my Rupublican attorneys bitching about politics, it's a wonder I haven't swan-dived out my office window.

The worst part is people are getting the idea that this is what an actual consensual dom/sub relationship is like. Like this character is just kinky, as opposed to narcissistic, abusive, controlling, and fucked up beyond all belief.