Random Fandom / Serious WTFs

[themostepotente]

I should have some recs in the next couple of days (very possibly tomorrow), and then I am going deep undercover to finish a short Draco ficlet and my hd_holidays's fic as it still needs much work.

[Random Fandom]

A very pleasant start to a grey Tuesday morning. I was nominated for a MoME Award for my Kirk/McCoy fic By Way of the Heart and the Stars.

I was feeling a little fandom bluesy writing-wise, so this was an unexpected pick-me-up. Yay!

[Serious WTFs]

A big truck was blocking my way the other day, and when I finally got around past it, I couldn't help but notice the logo on the side of the truck.

HEELS ON WHEELS

Apparently, they deliver shoes. So, the basic message I'm getting is that a.) women are shoewhores b.) women are lazy shoewhores. WTF!

And then, and then...

I went to Wal Mart to exchange some AAA batteries for AA, and the returns clerk looked at me and said, "Don't you have any toys you could use these for?"

AND THEN SHE FUCKING WINKED AT ME! ARGH!

OMG, I could be mistaken, but I really do not need people implying my toys *cough* need battery maintenance. Rarely am I rendered gobsmacked, but that did it. OMG, SERIOUS WTFery!

Have a WTF story to share? Love to hear 'em!

--P

Comments

[tray-la-la.livejournal.com]

great to see you back around, hon! :D *squishes*

I went to Wal Mart to exchange some AAA batteries for AA, and the returns clerk looked at me and said, "Don't you have any toys you could use these for?

call me crazy, but i believe that was a come on. ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*glomps* Hullo, beautiful ♥

Busy. Busy. Busy. I should be writing, too. *makes a sad face*

Oh, I think it was a come-on, and I kinda wish it hadn't been. Sadly, she was kinda skeezy :P

[tray-la-la.livejournal.com]

lol, i see now! i thought the wtf-ery was just over the implication that you & your battery operated devices were in need of, uh, servicing. *g*

Sadly, she was kinda skeezy

oh, pity. where are the hot women making suggestive comments about sex toys when you need them? :P

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

oh, pity. where are the hot women making suggestive comments about sex toys when you need them? :P

Apparently, not at Wal Mart :P

And eeeee you passed that bar exam, that fucking rocks, lovely! ♥

[tray-la-la.livejournal.com]

nope, not me! that's my darling lavillanueva!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Waitaminute! Don't you study law, too? Harvard? I'm too young to be losing my mind! Gah! There are too many gorgeous and intelligent ladies on my flist, I lose track sometimes!

[tray-la-la.livejournal.com]

hee, you're not, don't worry! i went there for undergrad, and i do study law now, but i've got another couple of years before the bar!