A Funny Way of Making Peace - Snape x Harry [PG-13]

[themostepotente]

Title: A Funny Way of Making Peace
Author: themostepotente
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Humour, suggested oral
Summary: In which Potter continues to be a nuisance to Snape after the war.
Word Count: 250 words
A/N: Huge thanks go to venivincere for her phone beta. Any mistakes thereafter are mine own.
Disclaimer: The characters contained within do not belong to me. I just like to make them do filthy things to one another.

For tripperfunster, who implanted the idea of Singing Telegrams into my brain. This is completely silly and all her fault. *G*



A Funny Way of Making Peace

The boy had a funny way of making peace.

He could've sent an owl. Or just as easily have said nothing and let well enough alone.

But Potter, never to be outdone, was standing outside Snape's door on Spinner's End, ringing his broken bell and righting the upside down six of his address while he waited to be noticed.

In the worst fucking get-up imaginable.

It might have been less painful to let the boy have his say. Then again, it might have been less painful to self-inflict a broken glass and Firewhisky enema. But, since Snape was still nursing a bottle of single-malt, he opted for the former and took his chances.

The door opened with a creak.

Potter coughed into a closed fist, and readjusted his bourgeois mask. Even without the theatrics, Snape could still see the telltale scar inching its way up Potter's forehead and into that tumbledown mess of hair.

"Singing Smut-O-Gram!"

Snape just barely stirred, nodding faintly for Potter to proceed. The voice cracked, understandably and embarrassingly so.

"I heard that you were freed and cleared.
Medals! Statues! Merlin's beard!
I know you think I came to mock.
But I'm just here to suck your ---- "

The door closed with a thwump in Potter's face.

Damn, but the boy had a funny way of making peace. But, Snape mused, ticking off from ten backwards before pulling Potter inside by the arm.

Snape had an even funnier way of keeping the peace.

End

Comments

[asnowyowl.livejournal.com]

Thank you for giving me such a laugh! That song--priceless. What a great way to start my morning!

[moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com]

"Singing Smut-O-Gram!"

LOL! Brilliant idea. I hope Snape enjoyed it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! My horrible past was not in vain!

NOW WRITE PART TWO in where there is actual cock sucking

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE WATCHING FERRIS BUELLER AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU. ADMIT IT.

&hearts

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! OMG!

*desperately wants a Singing Smut-o-Gram*

Then again, it might have been less painful to self-inflict a broken glass and Firewhisky enema.

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

Hope you weren't hoping for an articulate comment. ♥♥♥

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Oh man, I wasn't expecting that.

Hysterical, babe. xxx

I want a Harry smut o gram. *pouts*

[brknhalo241.livejournal.com]

Oh. That definitely made me smile! I love the song and can actually picture Harry earnestly singing it off-key...

[the-flic.livejournal.com]

*chokes on coffee* Best limerick EVAR!! Even without it's final line *g* What a wonderful way to feel cheered up *hugs*

[leela-cat.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's hilarious. Poor Harry... lucky Harry.

[bk7brokemybrain.livejournal.com]

Ha! I want a Smut-O-Gram! *pouts*
I love that Snape still had the wherewithal to open the door and yank Harry back in. *loves*

[aeryun247.livejournal.com]

OMG, I think this has to be the best Sing-o-gram ever! :D

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

Very funny!

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahahahaa!
*draws breath*
Ahahahahahahahaahaha!

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

OMG. *dies* I can't decide which killed me more, the line about the enema or the song!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! Awesome beyond belief. <3

[hiko73.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Great ficlet ;)

[brissygirl.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing that was priceless and hilarious! The last line in the song...*shakeshead* Where Severus came up with the idea for a broken glass enema I will never know.

Harry is fucking game I will give him that, but at least it paid off!

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

wah hahaha! that's hilarious!

Hee hee

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

Very funny! Loved it. :D

[gertrud13.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!! Great way to start my day! Thanks! I'm sure I'll have that little rhyme spinning in my head all day.

[fancypantsdylan.livejournal.com]

*giggles* that was too funny, brilliant :)

[majmunka.livejournal.com]

*wipesherkeyboard*
Best song ever :D Singing smut-o-gram... *wistful*

[saxgoddess25.livejournal.com]

*dying of laughter* Singing smut-o-gram?! OMG that is brilliant! I could really USE a singing smut-o-gram right now...but not from Harry. >:)

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Loved it. :)

[hambares.livejournal.com]

Catchy little ditty!