Random Musings

1.) So. The dumbass that is me posted a PRIVATE thread in my journal meant for another location. Somebody call for a root check? Luckily, it was taken care of post-haste. *bitchslaps self*

2.) Argh. So I'm on the downstairs computer where the litterbox is, and the cat just took a MASSIVE dump. Christ, how can anyone be into scat when I'm still gagging over the smell thirty minutes later?

3.) I am SO-THE-FUCK over my friend Jan's neighbor. This guy masturbates by an open window. I probably wouldn't give a fuck if he looked like Snape or Lucius, but he's ugly as motherfucking sin, and yeah dude, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING SHADES.

4.) Okay, so I totally don't get this. I'm looking at my Yahoo Messenger list, and there are several people with 'Writing - disturb and die' away messages. Um, hello, if you want to write in peace, a word of advice? Turn off the messenger or go invis. NO. FUCKING. SENSE.

5.) They started a curse (Ha! Profanities not Unforgivables :P) jar at work. I'm guessing for my benefit :P Anyway... Don't even fucking ask me how much money I've contributed this week. At a quarter a curse...

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Because I am a sheep (but a black sheep, dammit!)

I'm doing a meme. But it's a nice meme! Yaye for nice memes!

Sort me!

A rec, musings on my sorting results, and Smutmas squeeage

White Park - Lucius/Narcissa [G] by underlucius.

I love UL's LuCissa dynamic. It's a piquant blend of cold regality and fiery tempestuousness. I can't tell you how THRILLED I am to be playing Narcissa alongside her in Dark.

So twenty-three people sorted me.

Slytherin = 17
Gryffindor = 4
Hufflepuff = 1
Slythergryff = 1

I always wonder why Ravenclaw is never a contender what with Law and Medicine and being bilingual.

*eyes bell_witch* And me in Hufflepuff? A Hufflepuff would swerve to avoid hitting a squirrel. Me - I stop, throw it in reverse, cackle with insane glee, and gun the engine!

Just kidding.

This Slytherin swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel today :P

OMGOMGOMG! There will be Smutmas posting tomorrow!

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