Random Musings

[themostepotente]

1.) So. The dumbass that is me posted a PRIVATE thread in my journal meant for another location. Somebody call for a root check? Luckily, it was taken care of post-haste. *bitchslaps self*

2.) Argh. So I'm on the downstairs computer where the litterbox is, and the cat just took a MASSIVE dump. Christ, how can anyone be into scat when I'm still gagging over the smell thirty minutes later?

3.) I am SO-THE-FUCK over my friend Jan's neighbor. This guy masturbates by an open window. I probably wouldn't give a fuck if he looked like Snape or Lucius, but he's ugly as motherfucking sin, and yeah dude, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING SHADES.

4.) Okay, so I totally don't get this. I'm looking at my Yahoo Messenger list, and there are several people with 'Writing - disturb and die' away messages. Um, hello, if you want to write in peace, a word of advice? Turn off the messenger or go invis. NO. FUCKING. SENSE.

5.) They started a curse (Ha! Profanities not Unforgivables :P) jar at work. I'm guessing for my benefit :P Anyway... Don't even fucking ask me how much money I've contributed this week. At a quarter a curse...

--P

Comments

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

4) Couldn't agree more.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Amen, brotha!

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

3) You should find out his phone number and prank-call him whenever he starts. "Hi, do you need a refrigerator? No? We'll come get it, then."

4) People might have other reasons for being on, like waiting for their cowriters/betas to sign on. Or their mother. If I'm hiding, my cowriter/beta/mother might not know I'm there. If I'm offline, I won't know they're on. I generally think it's poor form to question other people's internets habits because you know somebody out there thinks everything you do is wrong, yanno?

5) I'd go broke within two days. :|

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Two days? Try two hours :P

[cleverthylacine]

They're probably writing with someone else. Short of getting a new sekrit SN for every writing partner I have...

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I tried that once. Forgot who I gave which SN to which person.

[thysanotus.livejournal.com]

4) I do it because Adium doesn't have an invisible option, and I'm often spamming darkasphodel or sioniann or weasleyismyking, depending on the fandom, with segememts so as they can beta as I write.

So, you know. Makes sense to me.

[thysanotus.livejournal.com]

Er, and that should be *segments.

Clearly the tattoo ink destroyed part of my brain.

[cedarlibrarian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, total boo to Adium for that. I'm sometimes on waiting for a beta or pre-reader and have to put up the away message.

5) Train yourself to yell Potter curses rather than standard English ones? Because really, "fuck" is so overdone when compared to a healthy, "Sectumsempra!"

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

They already think I'm weird enough where I work without doing that :P

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Is Adium anything like Trillian?

[thysanotus.livejournal.com]

Adium basically is Trillian, except for Macs. It doesn't have as many features is all.

[licoricegirl.livejournal.com]

4) When I'm writing, I'm also spamming my betas with fic via aim or y!m. Hence being online. People should learn to respect away messages is what. They're there for a reason.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Not even for licks and cheap gropes?

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah. I hate that people say 'talk to me' and yet they are always always set to away or have 'disturb me and you fucking die' away messages. I mean, what's the point? Makes me want to disturb them just to fuck them off.

I think that's why they have something called 'Invisible.'

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I love invis. It's the main reason I don't like AIM anymore. No. Bloody. Invis.

[djin7.livejournal.com]

5. I was discussing this very subject with a friend the night I saw GoF. He also says a curse jar was started (because of him) at work. However, in my ensuing gushing about 15 year old nipples and twincest, he and his wife have decided to start a "Jailbait Jar" for me. Starting from my running commentary during GoF, and continuing through various phone and email comments, I have so far racked up (at 25 cents a pop) approx. $15 in sexual innuendo fines with regards to both the cast of the Harry Potter films, as well as canon characters. I figure I can use it to go to Lumos next year. They seem to think I'll eventually put my goddaughter through college at the rate I'm going.

*snicker*

QUARTER!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Oh yaye! You are going to Lumos! Methinks this 'Jailbait Jar' is good for you. *G*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Depends on who's doing the wanking. Now you - you I could watch. *G*

[abremaline.livejournal.com]

2. Maybe cat scat is different? :P
3. I caught a guy in the house at the back of mine doing that! And he was on the fugly side too.
4. *snicker*
5. haha. Ya, I think it would cost me a small fortune too.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Ick on all scat counts!

[abremaline.livejournal.com]

*Snicker.* Well its not among my kinks either, so...

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Is it on anyone's? Would anyone even admit to that?

[abremaline.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it must be, or it wouldn't have earned a name. You never know....if they do scat, then they just might be twisted enough to admit to it....lol

[wook77.livejournal.com]

1) Saw it and went huh? Watched it disappear and went Oh yeah
2) Scat is icky but I learned the hard way to add menstrual blood play on my list of squicks
3) Had a neighbor do that so I set up a video camera and acted like I was taping it. The bastard closed his blinds right quick. Especially after I thanked him the first few times by both yelling "Thanks for the help with my tuition" and raising a bottle of Smirnoff to him
4)I do it simply because I'm waiting for a beta to get online, otherwise, I'm invisible
5) They did the same at work, I did a Sylvester Stallone in Demolition Man... I stood over it and said every curse word in 4 languages over it and then dropped in a fiver.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I know a lot of curses. And I speak three languages.

*drops in a twenty spot*

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

3. **sporfle** Maybe the window thing is part of the thrill. Lol the first year I went to the Folsom Street Festival, as soon as I walked into the street fair there was a guy jacking off from a third story window over the crowd. What an interesting day that was.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping you didn't get splooged on :P

[ex-ella-bane358.livejournal.com]

On number 4? OMG, I KNOW.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm not alone, man :-)

[lurvesnape.livejournal.com]

3. my fat, old, ugly next door neighbor insists upon being in the bathroom naked... and he won't pull the shades. ew.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Nothing like rolls over a limp cock, man. Euw.

[lurvesnape.livejournal.com]

ugh, i so did not need that mental image... thanks. thanks a whole lot. *g*

in a totally unrelated note... the "sponsored link" that somehow associates with this comment notification is for belly dance posters.

[kryptyd.livejournal.com]

I'm one of those young fogeys who dislikes too much cursing so I think the jar is a Good Thing. Besides, curses are all the more effective if you use them only in times of utmost need! That's when you think of the rottenest curses and the best combination curses...
Yes, I have a love/hate relationship with bad language!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

But I have a good reason every time I curse!

[snarkypants.livejournal.com]

5.) They started a curse (Ha! Profanities not Unforgivables :P) jar at work. I'm guessing for my benefit :P Anyway... Don't even fucking ask me how much money I've contributed this week. At a quarter a curse...

Heh. We have a cuss-can at my office, with a special list of the 'naughty' words up on the board. All this did was encourage me to come up with the filthiest phrases I could imagine where none of the words were on the list. To wit: monkeynuts, wankerface, douchebag, etc.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

My most imaginative curses all contain the prefix 'fuck' in them :P

[kethlenda.livejournal.com]

Hey. I put up "Writing, distract me PLEASE!" LOL. I *like* chatting while I write. It suits my low-attention-span nature quite well. Plus I can bounce things off people.

So, if you ever see me with "writing" after my name, ping away. The only exception is queerditch pub, where I have to be on Y!M for the pub chat but can't keep up with indidivual chats at the same time.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree on that. Can't drabble and talk at the same time. Can't drabble period, really.

[mme-antoinette.livejournal.com]

Profanities not Unforgivables

Ha! If only I could take out my workplace aggression with the latter instead of only the former... well, it'd be fun for me, but the mall would become a very dangerous place indeed.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I advoid the mall this time of year :P