themostepotente: (Sirius/Wicked/Scela)
Keeper of the Superfluous Es! ([personal profile] themostepotente) wrote2005-10-02 10:34 pm

A Rant

So sue me. I'm overdue :P And what with being sick and losing the first draft of my recs, I'm about as murderous as Lucius Malfoy in a room full of Muggles.

The Remus/Sirius fans might agree with me here.

You're reading that Remus/Sirius sex on the motorcycle fic, and the author doesn't know shit from shinola when it comes to motorcycles and corresponding periods and countries. Crotch rockets, people? Harley Davidsons? Somebody needs a bitchslapping, man.

Triumph. Possibly an Indian. Never a Honda.

And if you must be an ass and put Sirius on a Harley -- there is a fucking 'd' before the 's' in Davidson.

That is all.

--P

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/rantipole_/ 2005-10-03 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
there is a fucking 'd' before the 's' in Davidson

YEAH.
*cough* (used to live in Muwaukee...)

[identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that near Daytrois? *G*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/rantipole_/ 2005-10-04 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You KNOW it.
(And every fall they have the Harley ralley, and suddenly tidy, germanic downtown Milwaukee is roaring with undertuned, overmodified monster bikes... Yow!)
(And suddenly everybody and his dog is wearing leather. Just saying.)