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themostepotente) wrote2005-08-24 12:14 am
themostepotente) wrote2005-08-24 12:14 am
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mctabby so...
Christ on a cracker, mctabby's Summary Executions are killing me DED.
Here are some of my favorites...
A dark past is revealed. Cho has yet another dream. Nagini plans to take matters into her own hands.
Oh right, snakes have hands.
A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.
Stand in line, bitch.
Draco Malfoy, age 180, has a terrible curse on him from when he was sixteen. Some say it's a mericle but not him. He lost his love the day the curse started and since then he's been suicidle and sick, but nothing can kill him.
He's been suicidal an awfully long time, hasn't he? :P
Draco, for no discernible reason, has decided to walk to San Francisco.
Apparently, Draco can walk on water.
Even though she's from America, she's smarter than she seems...
Hey now, I think maybe I should take offense to this.
Harry had a dream. In the dream was this vagina, but he can't remember whos vagina it was. The vagina was as sweet as candy. He knew he fucked it before and he knew he had to find out whos it was.
WTF???
Lucius takes a girl's back virginity.
This, I would like to see.
Mione had an embarassing publice relationship with Krum
Public lice popped out at me :P
Snape and farts don't mix.
I should say not.
Severus is pregnant for the last 18 years, and he isn't a Death Eater. Lucius is a spy for the light and Sirius had a big problem here.
Eighteen years? From womb to moving out :P
I have to stop here. I can't breathe.
--P
P.S. I lovetarie for making icons of the Summary Executions.
mctabby's Summary Executions are killing me DED.Here are some of my favorites...
A dark past is revealed. Cho has yet another dream. Nagini plans to take matters into her own hands.
Oh right, snakes have hands.
A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.
Stand in line, bitch.
Draco Malfoy, age 180, has a terrible curse on him from when he was sixteen. Some say it's a mericle but not him. He lost his love the day the curse started and since then he's been suicidle and sick, but nothing can kill him.
He's been suicidal an awfully long time, hasn't he? :P
Draco, for no discernible reason, has decided to walk to San Francisco.
Apparently, Draco can walk on water.
Even though she's from America, she's smarter than she seems...
Hey now, I think maybe I should take offense to this.
Harry had a dream. In the dream was this vagina, but he can't remember whos vagina it was. The vagina was as sweet as candy. He knew he fucked it before and he knew he had to find out whos it was.
WTF???
Lucius takes a girl's back virginity.
This, I would like to see.
Mione had an embarassing publice relationship with Krum
Public lice popped out at me :P
Snape and farts don't mix.
I should say not.
Severus is pregnant for the last 18 years, and he isn't a Death Eater. Lucius is a spy for the light and Sirius had a big problem here.
Eighteen years? From womb to moving out :P
I have to stop here. I can't breathe.
--P
P.S. I love
tarie for making icons of the Summary Executions.
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If you love Sirius half as much as I do, this could make you cry. I would cry, but I haven't cried in years, so I forgot how too. Do me a favor; if you cry for Sirius, make sure you cry for me too, okay. Thank you, it's much appreciated.
"People never handle things, Hermione," Remus told her. "They just harbor them until their docks are full." He paused, noting the soggy texture of the balustrade's wood beneath his fingers. "And some people have very large docks."
ahahhahahahhahahaha
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