Why I love mctabby so...

[themostepotente]

Christ on a cracker, mctabby's Summary Executions are killing me DED.

Here are some of my favorites...

A dark past is revealed. Cho has yet another dream. Nagini plans to take matters into her own hands.

Oh right, snakes have hands.

A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.

Stand in line, bitch.

Draco Malfoy, age 180, has a terrible curse on him from when he was sixteen. Some say it's a mericle but not him. He lost his love the day the curse started and since then he's been suicidle and sick, but nothing can kill him.

He's been suicidal an awfully long time, hasn't he? :P

Draco, for no discernible reason, has decided to walk to San Francisco.

Apparently, Draco can walk on water.

Even though she's from America, she's smarter than she seems...

Hey now, I think maybe I should take offense to this.

Harry had a dream. In the dream was this vagina, but he can't remember whos vagina it was. The vagina was as sweet as candy. He knew he fucked it before and he knew he had to find out whos it was.

WTF???

Lucius takes a girl's back virginity.

This, I would like to see.

Mione had an embarassing publice relationship with Krum

Public lice popped out at me :P

Snape and farts don't mix.

I should say not.

Severus is pregnant for the last 18 years, and he isn't a Death Eater. Lucius is a spy for the light and Sirius had a big problem here.

Eighteen years? From womb to moving out :P

I have to stop here. I can't breathe.

--P

P.S. I love tarie for making icons of the Summary Executions.

Comments

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

I read the one as "Harry has a dream. In the dream, he was a vagina" and thought of Philip Roth IMMEDIATELY! *cackles*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Sweet as candy? I laughed so hard, I nearly coughed up a lung.

[improperlydone.livejournal.com]

I cracked up reading your post! Now I'm going to go to hers so I can laugh some more. LOL!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

It's fucking side-splitting I shit you not.

[madameceleste70.livejournal.com]

A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.

I wonder how she smuggled that strap-on into the castle?

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Maybe she borrowed Minnie's? LOL

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

Stand in line, bitch.
lmfao. *iz ded*

btw, tarie made icons here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/tarie/519428.html) and here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/tarie/520089.html).

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*icon love*

*gropes you*

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

:))!

*totally enjoys* *gropes back*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*gropes again for good measure*

[mamaboid.livejournal.com]

Those are freaking hilarious!

A fate sealed. Lily and James's child is deemed with an end so perilous. Unable to handle what weight put upon her, Lily fleas.
So... she's gained weight and she's got fleas.

A wolf battling a consionsius, he is a wolf without a love.
And without a dictionary.

A fist ameteur story for a novice writer.
... *falls over laughing*

Who is Snape? I'm staying true to Rickman's sexy portrayal, interweaving romance with Avalonian overtones, hehe, and I'm SOO smart. Read, and think something.
If I think something, that will make one of us.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

It's cracktastic, ain't it? *G*

[absynthia.livejournal.com]

These two killed me dead:

If you love Sirius half as much as I do, this could make you cry. I would cry, but I haven't cried in years, so I forgot how too. Do me a favor; if you cry for Sirius, make sure you cry for me too, okay. Thank you, it's much appreciated.

"People never handle things, Hermione," Remus told her. "They just harbor them until their docks are full." He paused, noting the soggy texture of the balustrade's wood beneath his fingers. "And some people have very large docks."

ahahhahahahhahahaha

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you saw the icons? You should try one on! *G*

[carinn.livejournal.com]

oh goddy god god those are funny... *sends link to everyone she knows*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

It's addictive. *G*

[malefics.livejournal.com]

I have, of course, heard kids use the term "Back virginity" to refer to anal sex with a woman, but I... I just prefer the idea of Lucius drilling into someone's spinal chakra. It's sick but it's hilarious.

And the who, what, Idunno thing... I saw it, but I could never have written it half as well. The whole post was friggin' hilarious.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Apparently, there was some comment porn to go with the 'back virginity' one.
I'll keep you posted.

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

*waves* I dropped in to link you to the back virginity (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/authors.php?no=14263), but AFF.net is down - so you get a free bonus link to Snape's 18-year pregnancy: All This Time You've been Hiding in My Heart (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1591111/1/).

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

It's back (no pun intended :P) up!

Tabs, you and your Summary Executions RAWK HARD!

[a_belladonna]

They're so funny - I feel a little bad for laughing at them, but it's hard not to, some of the summaries are cute in a way. :)

One of my favourites is probably the "Señor Draco"-one, though the "finds her way into the Potions master" isn't half bad either. ;)
(Or the one in my icon.)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Oh, God -- don't feel bad. Some of these assholes should know better.

[a_belladonna]

Yes, I know - it's just me being too nice, I guess.

[mereol.livejournal.com]

I about pissed myself reading them. Then I wasted a good long time doing exactly what you did, which can be found here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/chanond/23019.html#cutid1).

Harry had a dream. In the dream was this vagina, but he can't remember whos vagina it was. The vagina was as sweet as candy. He knew he fucked it before and he knew he had to find out whos it was. Personally, I'd be able to put a name to a vagina that tasted like a Snickers, but that's just me.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

That person has apparently never eaten pussy :P

[huntress1013.livejournal.com]

Totally not related to the post itself but.....where di you find this haaawt pic you used in your avatar? :stares:

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

lysrouge made it. It's gackable -- just made sure you give her proper credit.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I missed the one about the snail's balls. Balls!

[starrysummer.livejournal.com]

Lucius takes a girl's back virginity.

This, I would like to see.

Er... J and I wrote comment fic for that one. Squicky as all hell, and involving a drill. I don't have the link offhand (it's in the original post of that summary in mctabby's journal, but I'm sure she does, as she has links to everything.

[ladyblack888.livejournal.com]

Uh... perposterice was made yesterday and mctabby gave her blessing, and, you know, some pimping would be FANTASTIC. And I was hopping so much you or J would post the Back Virginity fic once I post the promps, because I was present during the making of it. *wipes nostalgic tear*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I'll pimp the community later with recs :-)

[ladyblack888.livejournal.com]

Yay! ^_^

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Of course, I forgot. Will definitely do so tomorrow. Sorry 'bout that.

[starrysummer.livejournal.com]

Hee! I certainly wouldn't mind reposting it. Everyone must read the back virginity fic. Well, more likely no one actually needs to read it, but it was certainly fun to write!

[ladyblack888.livejournal.com]

No, everybody SHOULD read it. It's like a rite of passage or something...

[starrysummer.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

And here I thought the fandom rite of passage was realizing that sioniann and sionnain aren't the same person.

Damn, now I'm giving myself bad ideas - like a humorous list of fandom rites of passges. Hmmm, read squicky comment fic by me and j, realize Snoy and Shannon are different people, discuss the boypussy fic in chat, get friended by a random troll, write a fic including the squid...

[ladyblack888.livejournal.com]

*runs away screaming from the bunnies*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Be a lamb and find me the link when you get the chance, Robin. *G*

[starrysummer.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/xylodemon/229850.html

That's the whole thing as posted in xylodemon's journal. You can also see it evolve in the comments here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/mctabby/308870.html?thread=9149574#t9149574).

I am so thrilled and amused that J has an entire section of her memories entitled starrydemon collabs. That really does indicate there needs to be more of them.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Groovy!

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

Apparently, Draco can walk on water.

*iz dead*

OMG. Draco/Jesus OTP.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I love that icon! Bill Nighy rocks!