Job-related funness -- have you ever had a superior you fucking H-A-T-E-D?

[themostepotente]

a.) had a superior who irked the almightly livin' fuck out of you with everything he/she said?

b.) had a superior you were smarter than?

c.) had a superior you fantasized about killing?

d.) all of the above

So I work with this doctor. His name is irrelevant. It may as well be MUD for all I fucking care. He's seventy-five years old and basically dust in a labcoat. He can't hear. He can't see. It's obviously time for his wrinkled ass to retire, but NOOOO -- why retire when he can forever roam the pediatric wing and piss me the fuck off?

I am not kidding when I say I'm smarter than this guy. Or, perhaps, he really is smarter than he looks, because I fucking do HIS work along with my own. I have to do all of his calculations, because I can't read his cramped and miniscule handwriting (NOT a Snape reference :P). I have to constantly remind him what the generics to certain medications are. I even had to spell Methylphenidate for him once. His dosing is suspect. I mean, he may as well prescribe Skittles and Kool-Aid for all the good his treatment provides.

He tries to talk to me, and I try and keep my answers as cryptic as possible. Bottom line -- I hate this guy. The only time he ever sees me smiling when we work together is when I'm fantasizing about killing him -- with my bare hands.

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Comments

[madameceleste70.livejournal.com]

I have had the good fortune of liking most of my bosses. I did work for a pervy pharmacist as a tech in high school. He was of the old and wrinkled variety and was always this close to touching all the girls asses that worked with him. Bleecchhhhh.

I worked with a nurse practioner that sounds similar to your doc. She knew nothing about prescribing the meds we used in the clinic on a regular basis. I told her more times than I could count the prescribing directions for Terezol cream. After a few months of working with her, my left eye would twitch uncontrollably by noon whenever we worked together. I finally told my boss it's me or her. I still work for that company 10 years later!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Terazol cream? How could she not understand 'insert vaginally?' Argh :P