Then sometimes, I can tell that the author is trying too hard to make it imperfect, especially when it comes to emoting mid-coitus. They might stop for a three-paragraph exposition on feelings and how this imperfect sex means that OMG they might not be soulmates and... gah. Then it's girls-with-cocks fucking, not men. Of course, YMMV.

I really fucking hate that. And I've noticed it's only with certain pairings. I guess that's why I really enjoy your Snupin. I know far too many Snupin writers that just romanticize the fuck outta that pairing. I hate when chicks write unrealistic man sex, and it's all schmoopy 'n shit. Did I mention I hate that?