Fifty-three More Stories About Snape and Black?

[themostepotente]

That's right, people -- with amanuensis1's permission, I will be writing the sequel to the very funny 'Fifty-three Stories About Snape and Black.'

What do I need from you?

Any scenario, any kink (just no scat, please) until I reach 53 in total. You will be credited for the idea. Hell, even if you HATE Snape/Black as a pairing because hate!sex leaves you cold, come up with something humorous! I'm ammenable to most anything.

Cheers!

--Penny

Comments

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

LoL..all of these are too funny..hmmmmmm...how about shaving. Nothing like smooth smooth skin to flog:)

question

[desdemona-snape.livejournal.com]

where is the original 53 stories located?

how about draco and harry, both with crushes on either of the two, polyjuice the two and seduce them and try their kinks out. keep switching back and forth between the two couples, and then reveal in the end that the real snape and black are together, and draco and harry had been doing each other instead of who they thought they were doing

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

I didn't have a chance to read all the previous suggestions, but how about if Snape discovers that Sirius can't help but respond to a silent 'dog whistle' - the type you use to train dogs. And, Pavlov conditioning - so that when Snape does a certain thing, Sirius can't help but respond in a 'learned response' ??? Just a couple of plays on Padfoot (cause I lurve puppies).

Oh, and on the reverse foot - what if Sirius has to teach Snape to become an animagus, and Snape's form turns out to be a Standard Poodle - with long locks (big dog, lotsa lanky hair, very intelligent). Snape hates it, but can't change it, and Sirius takes the mickey out of him, then as a practical joke, has him 'poodle clipped' - ribbons and all!

Have fun!

[rosefyre.livejournal.com]

True love (*grins*)
Dumbledore tries to set them up, assisted by Moody, Mundungus, and Dedalus Diggle
AU: Ancient Greece

[sinick.livejournal.com]

Teaching Padfoot.

Sit.

Stay.

Roll over.

Play dead.

GOOOOOOD Boy!

[florahart]

apples, running shoes, and a frustrating rash.

Do what you want with that.

[roitelet.livejournal.com]

Oooooo! Snape/Black is my OTP. I could eat 'em for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

established, committed (but still snarky as hell) relationship
intellectualism
one being made to watch the other wank
spankies
occasional 3somes w/Lupin, just to liven things up a bit
Snape grudgingly caring for Padfoot
forays into the most mundane parts of the Muggle world (Walmart?)

I can't wait to read the finished product!

[prettyclever.livejournal.com]

I want Sirius to teach Snape how to ballroom dance.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Thirty-three requests down!

[tehlils.livejournal.com]

Snape is haunted by nightmares of the Shrieking Shack and confronts Black about it.

[a_belladonna]

Rimming

Simultaneous penetration (second person of your own choice - ^^)

Exhibitionism

Sexually repressed Snape...

Mpreg...*Runs away*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_riz/]

1. Padfoot finds a "friend," but what happens when Sirius finds out that Snape is an animagus too?

2. Sirius runs into Severus at a gay bar in Muggle London.

3. MAKEOVER!!!1

Hee. I love that story so much, cannot wait to read yours. I have a feeling you should have posted excerpts, though, as the silly plot cliches and format of the original requests was part of the funny, and a lot of these are one-word pr0n suggestions. :\ But I'm sure you'll make good use of them. ;)

[arachnethe2.livejournal.com]

Blond Snape in red stilettos.
A dog collar being Snape's secret fetish.
Mutual mpreg. (Hormonal!snark woo hoo!)
Snape's deflowering.
Forced marriage.

[hiake.livejournal.com]

*shaky hand up*

1. Snape enjoys polyjuice into... well, Sirius, and do naughty things (or vice versa)

1a. One of them is a crossdresser (and the other *thought* himself to be straight -- how about that for a cliche?)

2. Being a squib for one day (or one week, whatever sound "short but adequately funny" to you)

2a. Being young (something like 10) again for whatever period deem adequately funny.

3. Time turner/Pensieve voyeurism (photos work just as fine -- wizard photo is animated, remember?)

Just my 2 cents, and YAY for Snape/Black!!!

[persephone-blue.livejournal.com]

Uh, fairy tale scenario! Nipple clamps! There has to be nipple clamps somewhere... Goth-outfit kink... Night of a thousand squicks...

I'm looking forward to read WHATEVER you come up with in the sequel.

[starrysummer.livejournal.com]

three ideas off the top of my head

soft-shoe dancing
lucius's pimp cane
sex in the rain

[violet_quill]

Sirius decides he needs to lose his virginity, and for some reason Snape seems like the best choice.

Fear my challenge skillz!

[nassima.livejournal.com]

- Sirius discovers that the reason why Snape is with him is to get at Tonks.

- Sirius is really a vampire

- Sirius uses a time-turner to prevent Snape to go to the Shrieking Shack

- Sev is with Remi but Remi cheats on him with (hum let's think) Kingsley Shacklebolt so what will happen when Siri finds Sev and conforts him?

-When Sirius got a flat at seventeen, Snape went to live with him.

- Sirius discovers that Snape loves using applesauce in interesting and naughty ways

Okay, can't think of more. You did want things to look like the original Snape/Black FQF, did you? For parody purposes? Because I'd hate to see some of them treated in a serious way... (Although I'd have nothing about a serious fic with some of the ideas of the other commenters!)

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Well, see, Sirius and Draco are cousins, right? So, how about a Sirius is a Veela and Snape is his mate story. :D

*mean*

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

Voldemort's death results in Snape being demagicked. Sirius is assigned to help Snape adjust to life as a Muggle.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

(yay! I get one!)

Letterfic. We see how their relationship went from loathing to hot mansex in a series of letters to each other.

[plasticsturgeon.livejournal.com]

1) Sirius doesn't actually have canine traits and abilities. He just pretends he does to annoy (and interest) Snape.

2) In vino Veritaserum.

3) Sirius sees one of the Harry Potter movies, and is disgusted and disturbed by the way it depicts Snape as hot. He spends so much time looking at the real Snape to remind himself that he's NOT hot that he starts wondering what Snape would look like in the movie-Snape clothes...or out of them.

4) Sirius goes on a bath strike, mostly because the plumbing isn't too reliable, but it has the added benefit of infuriating Snape. Snape thinks Sirius might have caught magical fleas from Buckbeak, or possibly vice versa. It's a public health hazard and a security risk, but Sirius just refuses to bathe...

[heinous_bitca.livejournal.com]

Dungeon!Sex! (ever play D&D? Dungeon!Sex being roleplayed by Snape/Black!)

Snape uses a time turner to go back and stop Sirius from going through the veil, but keeps him for his own Dark Purposes. *muahahahahahaha* Or, just stops him from going through because Harry has been SUCH A WHINER/MOPER (or Lupin has).

Snape discovers that Sirius thumps his leg when he scratches - in human form.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Forty-seven requests down. Six more are still open.

[velyrhorde.livejournal.com]

latex full-body "sleep sack" bondage gear,
chastity belts (I specially like the metal cages that conform to body shape),
puppy-training Sirius (or Sirius puppy-training Snape),
sex aboard Sirius' flying motorcycle
use of food items (carrots, cukes),
Muggle uniforms,
feet (hobbits??),
and my final idea ... I'd love to see some really good Snape Suspension fic!