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Keeper of the Superfluous Es! ([personal profile] themostepotente) wrote2005-01-24 07:29 pm

Fandom Rant: Come is NOT a three letter word

begin rant

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Come is NOT a three letter word.

It never has been.

It never will be.

It is neither sexy nor hot spelled with three letters.

It makes the author luk liek n ilitarit fule.

I would rather squeeze out a gigantic shit sideways after having a broken glass and tabasco enema than look at the word 'come' spelled C-U-M.

People -- just fucking DON'T.

/end rant

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[identity profile] chuffing.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! Now I have 'Come on, Eileen' stuck in my head! Way to go. :P

[identity profile] tipgardner.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Cum On Feel the Noise?

[identity profile] chuffing.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps a bit of Come Together, too? Togetherness, that's where it's at.