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Keeper of the Superfluous Es! ([personal profile] themostepotente) wrote2005-01-24 07:29 pm

Fandom Rant: Come is NOT a three letter word

begin rant

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Come is NOT a three letter word.

It never has been.

It never will be.

It is neither sexy nor hot spelled with three letters.

It makes the author luk liek n ilitarit fule.

I would rather squeeze out a gigantic shit sideways after having a broken glass and tabasco enema than look at the word 'come' spelled C-U-M.

People -- just fucking DON'T.

/end rant

--P

[identity profile] schmoo999.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*dreamy sigh* I love your rants darling...just love them. And proud to say I have spelled the word 'come' as 'cum' and what is wrong with Reaching her climax or peak? or the wave crashed over her as she clawed at his back? Or she reached her fulfillment? lolol...I should stop. Years of reading cheesy romance novels and it all starting to surface...

**Hugs** :-)

[identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but were they Harlequin? *G*

[identity profile] schmoo999.livejournal.com 2005-01-24 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
LoL..As if!! I read the high quality romance smut, Jude Deveraux, Amanda Quick, Laura Kinsale, Julie Garwood...and tons and tons of Regency romnaces..in which they never had sex.....lolol

:-)