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Keeper of the Superfluous Es! ([personal profile] themostepotente) wrote2005-01-24 07:29 pm

Fandom Rant: Come is NOT a three letter word

begin rant

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Come is NOT a three letter word.

It never has been.

It never will be.

It is neither sexy nor hot spelled with three letters.

It makes the author luk liek n ilitarit fule.

I would rather squeeze out a gigantic shit sideways after having a broken glass and tabasco enema than look at the word 'come' spelled C-U-M.

People -- just fucking DON'T.

/end rant

--P

[identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, that hand in the warm water thing, does that actually work or is that an urban legend?

(Coz you so know that Sirius would have that to Peter!)