Fandom Rant: Come is NOT a three letter word

[themostepotente]

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Come is NOT a three letter word.

It never has been.

It never will be.

It is neither sexy nor hot spelled with three letters.

It makes the author luk liek n ilitarit fule.

I would rather squeeze out a gigantic shit sideways after having a broken glass and tabasco enema than look at the word 'come' spelled C-U-M.

People -- just fucking DON'T.

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Comments

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Only in autumn? What do they do the other nine months of the year? ;)

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

Blowjobs?

[snapetoy.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. ;)

I really should stop reading LJ at work, and should certainly never comment from there. No coherence at all. Ah well...