How I wish I could do this anon. I hope that the person I just beta-ed for doesn't read this....
I sometimes offer to beta for complete strangers who show promise, because, after all, someone took pity on me once and took a chance. But recently I really regretted it. Here are just SOME of the gems in this fic that had my buttocks clenching and me stuffing a hankie in my mouth to stop myself screaming with laughter. The comments in brackets are mine)
"Harry had a tick up his sleeve" (Ouch!) "Dark arrived and we set out in Buckbeak" (Vrooom!!!) "your lips tickled the back of my neck with their gentile caresses" ( Oy Vey!) "I felt myself becoming swiftly more aroused by your tender administrations. " (Cant be the Bush administrations?)
"Kisses were trialed in offering down your front" ( well, got to try them out...)
"nipping at my nipples" (and presumably fingering my fingers and cocking my cock)
"biting softly on my lower lip as you used your hand to start the chain reaction to the top" (? is his top lip about to come?)
"but only you and Buckbeak, hunting for lizards, herd me" (Get along there! Yah!)
"The setting was dismal. " (tell me about it)
"In one hand toy held a box, which you opened before me, a silver band glinted in the firelight. I raised my head to look into your eyes, and I could barely contain my mounting joy. You voice, when you spoke, sounded miles away.
"Remus, will you marry me?" (BLEUGHK!!!!!!!)
"How I had wanted to hear that from your deep vocals" (How I want to die)
On a personal note. I can't spell McGonnagall. See?
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Date: 2004-12-29 05:22 pm (UTC)I sometimes offer to beta for complete strangers who show promise, because, after all, someone took pity on me once and took a chance. But recently I really regretted it. Here are just SOME of the gems in this fic that had my buttocks clenching and me stuffing a hankie in my mouth to stop myself screaming with laughter. The comments in brackets are mine)
"Harry had a tick up his sleeve" (Ouch!)
"Dark arrived and we set out in Buckbeak" (Vrooom!!!)
"your lips tickled the back of my neck with their gentile caresses" ( Oy Vey!)
"I felt myself becoming swiftly more aroused by your tender administrations. " (Cant be the Bush administrations?)
"Kisses were trialed in offering down your front" ( well, got to try them out...)
"nipping at my nipples" (and presumably fingering my fingers and cocking my cock)
"biting softly on my lower lip as you used your hand to start the chain reaction to the top" (? is his top lip about to come?)
"but only you and Buckbeak, hunting for lizards, herd me" (Get along there! Yah!)
"The setting was dismal. " (tell me about it)
"In one hand toy held a box, which you opened before me, a silver band glinted in the firelight. I raised my head to look into your eyes, and I could barely contain my mounting joy. You voice, when you spoke, sounded miles away.
"Remus, will you marry me?" (BLEUGHK!!!!!!!)
"How I had wanted to hear that from your deep vocals" (How I want to die)
On a personal note. I can't spell McGonnagall. See?