It bugs the hell out of me when people skip mentioning any lubrication at all (except in a non-con where the bottom is clearly suffering), but beyond that I don't care if it's a spell or something from a jar. In HP fic, the word "tube" kind of throws me out, because it does suggest Muggle store-bought, and only certain characters can pull that off.
True -- like Lucius Malfoy would never go cruising for KY and Anal Ease :P
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Date: 2004-08-30 04:02 am (UTC)True -- like Lucius Malfoy would never go cruising for KY and Anal Ease :P
Or come to think of it, tampons for Narcissa.