What's the strangest item you've used as a substitute for a lubricant? Personally? Anally? Almond oil, poured into a martini glass. Somebody forgot to remove the martini glass afterwards, so the bedroom smelled like almond oil for days afterwards. I can't smell almonds now without thinking anal sex.
Um... ooh! Rose-scented, body lotion that a friend gifted me (or maybe my partner) with. I have no idea why, but we used that for ages. It frothed a little, which surely means it was a bad idea, and it was the moisturisey-kind... and I got that far before somebody knocked on my door and I've spent the last two hours entertaining guests, and I have no idea what I was saying.
But anal sex, yeah yeah.
Have you ever written fics with lubricated condoms? Nope. My characters don't apppear to have safer sex.
Have you ever written fics with no lubrication whatsoever in say a non-con scenario? Nope.
Finally, anything else you'd like to add on the topic? Yes. I really really love that icon. So blonde! So shiny! *glomps*
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Personally? Anally? Almond oil, poured into a martini glass. Somebody forgot to remove the martini glass afterwards, so the bedroom smelled like almond oil for days afterwards. I can't smell almonds now without thinking anal sex.
Um... ooh! Rose-scented, body lotion that a friend gifted me (or maybe my partner) with. I have no idea why, but we used that for ages. It frothed a little, which surely means it was a bad idea, and it was the moisturisey-kind... and I got that far before somebody knocked on my door and I've spent the last two hours entertaining guests, and I have no idea what I was saying.
But anal sex, yeah yeah.
Have you ever written fics with lubricated condoms?
Nope. My characters don't apppear to have safer sex.
Have you ever written fics with no lubrication whatsoever in say a non-con scenario?
Nope.
Finally, anything else you'd like to add on the topic?
Yes. I really really love that icon. So blonde! So shiny! *glomps*