Keeper of the Superfluous Es!

Maybe Azkaban's new. Voldemort says the Dementors are his natural allies. How would he know, if they've always all been at Azkaban? Maybe before they made Azkaban they used to just shove everyone through the veil. I just thought the symbols were supposed to look like nifty runes or something, like his tattoos.

1. What the hell is the difference between a spell, hex, charm, jinx and curse?

2. Why do wizards celebrate Christan feasts after that whole burning and killing them thing? I know, I know the common retorts to this, I just don't buy them. A) They weren't really catching wizards, the Muggles were only really burning and killing each other. If I was a wizard I'd be like 'Hahahaha that's funny, oh wait no it's not.' B) Lots of people who aren't religious have Christmas and Easter! Er... yeah, but throwing my (suspected) people from rooftops would leave a bad enough taste in my mouth that I'd at least change to "winter holiday."

3. I know those Longbottoms are not chewing no Droobles up in there. The ward would be filled with bluebell coloured bubbles that refuse to pop for days. How unsanitary.

That's it for now.