Keeper of the Superfluous Es!

Same here - the only team I ever made was the chess team. And as interesting as Quidditch looks in the movies, if I were a Hogwarts student not only would I not play - I'd probably be skipping the matches to sneak a little herbal refreshment behind the greenhouses. My friends from school were definitely more of the Snapish variety. We loathed the Potters of the world :-P