Your entry made me laugh. Lucius should take over; now there's a sexy villain. But Voldemort doesn't know that Snape betrayed him, correct? I mean, sure at the end of GoF, V says, "One among us..." blah blah blah (too lazy to look it up), but that was only because Snape didn't apparate in. I imagine that when Snape did show, he simply explained to V that he got there as quick as he could being that no one can apparate on or off of Hogwarts grounds. Besides, look how sexy Snape is... who could stay mad at him?

KMart of Evil... Gawd, that's funny. :D