Open Letter to a Fuckstick Driver

[themostepotente]

Okay guy, your car? IS A FUCKING EYESORE. Your neon-blue four-door with bright green wheel covers is ugly as fuck. That you did this on purpose astounds the fuck out of me. Also, that pair of dangling brass balls you have hanging from a hook in the back? ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE BALLSLESS YOURSELF.

Who drives a car like this?!?! Dude, your whole 'automotive ensemble' is about as wrong as a fucking soup sandwich, man. I'm thinking single and staying that way.

NO LOVE,

The bitch driving next to you laughing her ARSE off.

--P

Comments

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

God, shall we not even mention fics rotting on our hard drives? I have so many it isn't even funny. *sighs*

Ten years? Eeep!

[lordhellebore]

Yes, I have too many as well. It's kinda sad, because the love for the ideas sometimes dies before you even start to really write them.

And ten years sounds realistic. I have to finish other WIP first, and I want to get my degree, and a job, and write at least one novel... It's a busy life :P

(I totes have a gay!Dumbles icon too, haha!)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You and I were separated at birth, methinks. *g*

[lordhellebore]

Seems so. But only if you pass the ultimate test and tell me whether or not a fic in which Bellatrix becomes Harry's mother would be interesting.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

This is totally a trick question, isn't it?

[lordhellebore]

No, it's not.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

My first inclination is to say 'yes.'

[lordhellebore]

Aaaaaand we have a winner. E-marry me? ;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*buys you a ring*

[lordhellebore]

Aw ^^ *hugs wifey* ;)