Happy happy happy 40th, my dear! May your forties be fruitful and fascinating and sexy and creative and splendiferous and prolific and a source of great pleasure to you! I'm so glad to be here to witness you raise your glass and blow out your candles. *squishes you in a big, welcoming hug* I've left my forties behind, but I can still help to usher you into a decade of potential delights.

Also, hasn't anyone ever told you? Grey hairs are sexy! At least they are to me.

(What was I doing on my fortieth birthday, you ask? Messing up my life, that's what. *facepalm* Do what I say, not what I do, okay?)